Turn 6 - Norwegian Nebula
Interactive Game Board
Players
Misu - 10/10 HP; 2 ATK; 0 DEF; 5 MOV; 30 points
* Pepperoni Pizza - Single use. Gain 3 ATK for the current turn. Simple and straightforward.
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amusudan - 10/10 HP; 3 ATK; 0 DEF; 5 MOV; 20 points
* Memory of Pineapple Pizza - You actually ate it?! This item cannot be dropped voluntarily. Any post you make which does not contain the phrase "I can't believe I actually ate that" will be considered null and void, and actions in that post will be ignored
* Rocketship - Single use. Select a cardinal direction to launch yourself in. You will land on the next non-gap space in that direction.
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Lukasmah - 10/10 HP; 2 ATK; 0 DEF; 5 MOV; 10 points; 1 gold coin
* Variety Pizza - Single use. Gain 1 ATK, 1 DEF, and 1 MOV for the current turn. +1 HP when used.
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Bingdom - 10/10 HP; 2 ATK; 0 DEF; 5 MOV
* Blue Bitwise Pizza - Single use. Preserve your energy by becoming blue and bitwise. +2 MOV for the current turn, and any players you pass have their items turned blue for the current turn.
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roytheshort - 6/10 HP; 2 ATK; 0 DEF; 0 [this turn] MOV; 1,070 points
* Blue Calzone - I'm still not telling you what this does. Single use.
* Blue Mercerenies - A very sad Mercerenies. He's so sad that he's not going to make you any more clothes. You can make him less sad by collecting two gold coins. If you drop this item, then it turns into Red Mercerenies, an angry token.
* Blue Bee Movie Space - Wouldn't the Bee Movie be so much better if it was in blue? When you use this item, the next update will contain a picture from the Bee Movie but in blue. Single use.
* Cookie - Single use. +3 HP.
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kepons - 8/10 HP; 2 ATK; 0 DEF; 2 [/ 2] MOV; 20 points; 2 gold coins [Black Butter; One Turn Ago]
* Pizza Gun - Once per turn, you may shoot pizza sauce at a player on an adjacent space or the same space as you. That player will be mildly annoyed and will not be able to attack you for the current turn.
* Magic Bag - Select an adjacent or diagonal player. That player is inflicted with a random status effect. You may use this item up to once per turn.
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John Andrews - 6/10 HP; 2 ATK; 0 DEF; 5 MOV; 40 points
* Magic Wings - Spaces and items with "Gravity" in the name do not affect you while you hold this item. You may also walk freely over gaps with no penalty. If you end the turn on a gap, you will still fall through, though.
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Tokens
* Sailor Blue (2/4 HP; 2 ATK; 2 MOV)
* Mother (3 MOV)
* Father (3 MOV)
* Steve the Girlfriend (1 MOV)
* The Breadstick Ghost (2 ATK; 5 MOV)
* Stephen Hawking (1 MOV)
* Baby Dragon (60 HP; 1 MOV)
* Barracks (20 HP) [Bingdom's]
* Hostile Cow (3 HP; 1 ATK; 2 MOV) [Bingdom's]
* Troll (5 HP; 4 ATK; 3 MOV)
Long-term Effects
* If this iteration of the game is still around on Christmas Day in 2017, every player gets a super-special Christmas themed item.
* If anyone refers to the game board as anything other than "Norway", they will be summarily teleported to a lone island from which there is no escape.
* A player who dies of heartfailure will be hailed as a patriotic hero.
New Effects
* The Code (purple space with black/white lines) - WUAS' source code is stored here. Unfortunately, it's encrypted, so you can't read it or change it. If there is ever not a gold coin on this space, the space will transform into something harmful.
* Norwegian Gun - +3 ATK as long as you hold this item, but every sentence you make must contain the word "Norway" or "Norwegian". If you break this rule, this item disintigrates.
* Troll (5 HP; 4 ATK; 3 MOV) - Does not move normally. If a player gets too close, the troll will pursue that player until death.
* Rocketship - Single use. Select a cardinal direction to launch yourself in. You will land on the next non-gap space in that direction. (So basically, an item form of the Cannon Space from a few games ago)
Happenings
* Kepons got a gold coin and is temporally offset by one turn.
* Lukasmah unlocked The Code!
* Oh boy, here we go. Roy got 1,070 pineapple points. Sailor Blue attacked Roy for 2 damage and shed a single tear when he realized he couldn't further blue-ify his items. Just after that, Roy's Mother baked him a cookie. Roy was then confronted by an angry ghost demanding breadsticks, who dealt 2 more damage. Stephen Hawking tried to present Roy with an awesome science-y gadget, but his inventory was full. Then Roy had his chance to counterattack, dealing damage to Sailor Blue. Just as Roy attempted to walk off the map to infinity and beyond, he was cut off by a very angry Father, who was having severe withdrawal from dad jokes this turn. Whew!
* The Barracks generated a Hostile Cow that is loyal to Bingdom.
* The entire game board has been turned into a Metroidvania with really awesome mechanics. The gameplay is extraordinary and everything is perfect. This truly is heaven on earth. As long as the board remains this way, all players should have a wonderful time doing anything at all.
* The board is now called Norway, and all spaces have been overwritten. Any player who refers to the board by an incorrect name shall suffer the consequences.
* A Norwegian Gun appeared near the bottom of the map. Likewise, mountain ranges appeared again. Five trolls showed up. Heartfailure is now the national dance. amusu got a Rocketship and can't believe he actually ate that.
* John Andrews got a pair of wings.
Announcements
* This is not me trying to get off without doing the Metroidvania wish, by the way. I think it's a cool idea and would still like to see it implemented. It's just
this turn, amusu's wish overwrote it, and the only observable effect ended up being the movement of Start and the Altar to compensate the platformer mechanics.
* The reason only Roy was affected by all of those tokens and things is that he moved
onto Mr. Blobby. Everyone else was already there and moved onto other spaces, but most token effects only trigger when moved onto. Also, Roy,
come on. Dad jokes,
again?
* The NPCs are just assumed to have not moved this turn. Since they would have moved before Mr. Blobby went away, there's really nowhere for them to go anyway.