Forum Game We are Calvinball!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Misu, Aug 8, 2016.

  1. Misu

    Misu The forum's immigrant

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    In a new season of Calvinball...
     
  2. Misu

    Misu The forum's immigrant

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    I bumped the game, that is another score for me! I'm only one point away from winning.
     
  3. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    Too bad you're one point away from the "Surgeon gets bored and gives you extra legs" space. Every day you wake up with a new leg. At first it's manageable, maybe even useful. But eventually, eventually, you slowly become a ball of legs. Also you die because all of those legs need blood and your heart isn't powerful enough to sustain a ridiculous amount of legs.
     
  4. Misu

    Misu The forum's immigrant

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    Luckily I am a robot, I dont need blood. Also I beat you in soccer thanks to my legs!
     
  5. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    You are a robot, you will never feel love. You may have eight thousand legs, but the feeling of companionship will forever be alien to you.
     
  6. Misu

    Misu The forum's immigrant

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    True... but that doesn't stop me from taking over the world.
     
  7. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    Companionship is alien therefore you took over the wrong world.
     
  8. Misu

    Misu The forum's immigrant

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    My mission was to take over any world, I manage to take over Jupiter. I will now initiate phase 2 of my plan. There is no way you can stop me
     
  9. Shawn Basnett

    Shawn Basnett Discount Dev

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    Upon capturing Jupiter, you collected the "skip three phases" card, skipping into the future 4th phase of your plan, which you are unprepared for.
     
  10. Chris S.

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    I am a goofball and I reawaken this thread with a mighty YEEEEHAW!!
     

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