Forum Game Tsme Fack™

Lukasmah

Member
Welcome to Tsme Fack™, or The Second Most Epic Forum Adventure Currently Known To Man.
A game by Yokcos, Roytheshort, Ninety, Lukasmah and formerly also Darzoz and Hiznopellagio. We won't accept every command, but we'll try to accept as many as we can.

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What's the hero's name?
 
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2Create

Member
Whoops.
Name: Some Loser.

(by the way I'm going to be mad if Spaghettishirt doesn't turn out to be semi-important for something trivial during a much later point in what possibly passes for a story here.)
 

Yokcos

Member
Michael Gove
What is this, a joke? Names are serious business.

Michael Gweigu
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Ah, yes. It's a name you've been using for years, but you don't really like it anymore. It's too silly. You need a more serious name.

Make Coffee
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Ah. Yes. Excellent. Mayik Koffy is a great name, and it suits you perfectly.
Now that you've chosen your name, what will you do?
 
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2Create

Member
Check the time on your handily placed table.

Alternatively, wonder why half your clocks are 6 hours slow.
 

Lukasmah

Member
>Kill self with envelope

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Okay, that's enough. You've had some fun, but now it's time to stop. This is not Zork and you don't even have an envelope.
 
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Lukasmah

Member
>Examine the object on the table

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Those are clock hands. You're pretty sure you didn't have a clock table before whoever trapped you here redecorated this place.
 
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Hiznopellagio

Guest
>This clock has one too many hands. This needs to be fixed now!



No one cares about seconds, a hand for that is so unnecessary. It's completely pointless. Who designed this thing?

You try to break the useless excuse for a clock. Your grit increases.
 
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Lukasmah

Member
>Fondly regard illustration

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What a beautiful painting. It was worth the money. Probably. You wouldn't know. Your captor hung it here.

> Jump out the not-window

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You can't get through the window for some reason. Oh, wait... THERE IS NO WINDOW HERE!


Your grit increases because of your poorly thought out, impulsive action. This also decreases your sheer by the same amount. You already have more sheer than grit, and you really don't want to get them too far out of balance. Having only one of them would be really bad for your health.
 

Yokcos

Member
>Lick the Sheer/Grit bar

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You lick the bar, It doesn't taste like the first or third wall. Sheer increased.

>Wipe away the ugly window and draw a nice one in its place

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Using your tongue, you skillfully rearrange the paint into a better-looking window.
 

Darzoz

Member
> Open door

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you knock your head against the door, but it simply won't budge.

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It appears that you can not open this door with the sole force of your head alone, and at this point you're not entirely sure you
want to keep bashing your skull into everything you come into contact with. It's giving you a mild headache.
 
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Yokcos

Member
>Examine winged clocks

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Some of them are six hours fast. Or slow? You're not sure. Looks like some of them have been flipped. How do you even flip a clock?
> Examine the strange black object next to the table-clock.

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It's the nefarious third hand.
> Open winged clocks. All of them. With your head.

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You're not very successful.

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> Head over to the window and start removing bloatware

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Bloatware?
 
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Law

Guest
Pull the plug

Examine purple and orange horseshoe shaped thing

Examine walls to your left and right.
 
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