Welcome to Tsme Fack™, or The Second Most Epic Forum Adventure Currently Known To Man. A game by Yokcos, Roytheshort, Ninety, Lukasmah and formerly also Darzoz and Hiznopellagio. We won't accept every command, but we'll try to accept as many as we can.
You name the hero George Von Spaghettishirt. A mysterious man who travels the land, attacking fiends and overthrowing evil. He truly is a majestic human being. Unfortunately, you're not him. You're some loser trapped in your own house.
What's your name?
What a beautiful painting. It was worth the money. Probably. You wouldn't know. Your captor hung it here.
> Jump out the not-window
You can't get through the window for some reason. Oh, wait... THERE IS NO WINDOW HERE!
Your grit increases because of your poorly thought out, impulsive action. This also decreases your sheer by the same amount. You already have more sheer than grit, and you really don't want to get them too far out of balance. Having only one of them would be really bad for your health.
you knock your head against the door, but it simply won't budge.
It appears that you can not open this door with the sole force of your head alone, and at this point you're not entirely sure you
want to keep bashing your skull into everything you come into contact with. It's giving you a mild headache.