Forum Game Tsme Fack™

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  1. Kepons

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    > Check what's behind the painting of the safe
     
  2. Yokcos

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    >Check what's behind the painting of a safe
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    There's something behind here...

    You got an Unmarked Book!

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    >Follow the cat

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    The doorknob was just a painting, as anyone with eyes could see.
     
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  3. 2Create

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    > Read book.
     
  4. Kepons

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    > Remove the painting of a door from the wall
     
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    >Read book

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    It's filled with lewd material.

    Grinding gears... Big clocks... Pendulums swinging around...


    You want to look away... but it's mesmerising. You read on. You see stories, photos, even illustrations and at least two of what look like oil paintings.

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    My god, are they jousting with those?

    Note to self: Burn the book as soon as possible.

    >Remove the painting of a door from the wall

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    You remove the painting of a door, behind which is a door.
     
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  7. Kepons

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    > Realize that you're actually looking at an interactive painting of yourself trying to escape a strange room
     
  8. Yokcos

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    > Realize that you're actually looking at an interactive painting of yourself trying to escape a strange room

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  9. 2Create

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    > Peek through the knob hole in the door.
     
  10. MikeDark_x

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    >Jump inside the clock painting
     
  11. 2Create

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    This. Then proceed to unplug the painting when you're halfway through it.
     
  12. Yokcos

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    >Peek through the knob hole in the door.

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    >Jump inside the clock painting
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    There's not exactly room to jump, but you'll do your best...

    >Then proceed to unplug the painting when you're halfway through it.
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    You have a lot of questions about this painter.
     
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  13. Kepons

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    > Sit down and weep until all problems go away
     
  14. MikeDark_x

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    >Summon something to open the door for you, more specifically, make a pact with the ancient doorknob of Cthulhu and then use said doorknob to open the door
     
  15. 2Create

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    > Unplug the door and step through.
     
  16. Lukasmah

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    >Summon something to open the door for you, unplug the door and step through

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    Fortunately, you are a master of ancient magic. You're a summoner like no other. Your power is so immense that even the gods do your bidding. In fact, at this point you might even be one of them yourself.

    You summon Yog-Pluggoth, the god of doorknobs and electric plugs, opener of gates and creator of exits and entrances. As vast as the universe, immortal, eternal, yet his reach is infinite and his unparalleled control over doors complete and pure.

    And still, despite its great power, you've subdued the divine beast. It awaits your command.

    [​IMG]

    Or at least it would if you hadn't used up your daily reference quota. Also, your powers may or may not be completely imaginary.
     
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  17. Kepons

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    What have you done to his face?

    > Search the armchair for useful items
     
  18. GVmG

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    > remove mouth-looking wrench from your face
     
  19. MikeDark_x

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    > Push the door
     
  20. Yokcos

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    > remove mouth-looking wrench from your face

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    You take offense to that. Your mouth looks nothing like a wrench and it's exactly where it's supposed to be.

    > Search the armchair for useful items

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    You find a paperclip, a pen and some change: 6,000 Ticks in cash.

    > Push the door

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    It opens the other way.
     
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  21. GVmG

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    > Force the lock of the door using the paperclip you obtained.
     
  22. Kepons

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    > Pull the door
     
  23. Mercerenies

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    > Go to sleep, lucid dream a hand grenade into existence, wake up, and set the hand grenade off next to the door
     
  24. 2Create

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    > Put your finger in the knobhole, bend it for grip and pull to open the door.
     
  25. Yokcos

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    >Go to sleep, lucid dream a hand grenade into existence, wake up, and set the hand grenade off next to the door

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    You have a very vivid dream about a grenade. You could almost touch it...
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    The seeming reality of the grenade is shocking enough to wake you up, whereupon you realise that the grenade is not real and that you don't have the ability to summon items from your dreams into reality. That's not one of your powers.

    > Force the lock of the door using the paperclip you obtained.
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    It's not a lock, it's just a hole where a doorknob should be. The door doesn't even have a lock.

    > Pull the door
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    You attempt to locate another handle by which to pull the door. You find none.

    > Put your finger in the knobhole, bend it for grip and pull to open the door.

    It works, the door opens.

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  26. 2Create

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    Swear to get revenge on the guy who locked you up! The murder of an innocent plant cannot go unpunished!
     
  27. Yokcos

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    > Swear to get revenge on the guy who locked you up! The murder of an innocent plant cannot go unpunished!

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    You cannot help but picture the heinous villain attacking your poor sweet innocent plant pot. Attacking mercilessly and without remorse. A true adversary worthy of being served painful justice.
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    You swear to get revenge in the name of the plant pot. In doing so, you assume the globally recognised position of swearing revenge, shaking your fist in the air while looking angrily in an arbitrary direction.
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    Who's that?
     
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  28. Kepons

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    > Examine fish statue
     
  29. Yokcos

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    >Examine fish statue

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    It's a statue.
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    Of a fish.
     
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  30. Mercerenies

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    > Cook and eat fish statue.
     
  31. Kepons

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    >Sit on the sofa and ponder its softness
     
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    > Check these sofas for anything useful... more often than not there's something that's been le... lost in them.
     
  33. Yokcos

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    >Cook and eat fish statue.

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    It tastes slightly worse than the rest of your cooking.

    >Sit on the sofa and ponder its softness

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    It's as soft as a moustache

    >Check these sofas for anything useful... more often than not there's something that's been le... lost in them.

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    You find a paperclip, a pen and 6,000 ticks in change
     
  34. Kepons

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    >Read the inscription on the fish statue if you haven't made it unreadable by trying to show your cooking prowess
     
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  35. Mercerenies

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    >Read the inscription on the fish statue if you HAVE made it unreadable by trying to show your cooking prowess
     
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    >Read the inscription on the fish statue if you haven't made it unreadable by trying to show your cooking prowess
    >Read the inscription on the fish statue if you HAVE made it unreadable by trying to show your cooking prowess

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    >Look around the room which you have honored with your presence
     
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    >Look around the room which you have honored with your presence

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    You are in your foyer, the front room of your house. You have just finished burning and attempting to eat your beloved statue of a trout. There are more clocks here, although not as many as in your spare room, in which you awoke. You have made no attempt to salvage the plant because you have unfoundedly assumed it to be deceased.

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    >Politely inquire the fairy cat about its mood and unnoticeably drive the conversation to about why it is following you
     
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  40. Mercerenies

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    > Change the frequency of blinking on the map, approaching the speed of light and obliterating the map.
     
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    >Politely inquire the fairy cat about its mood and unnoticeably drive the conversation to about why it is following you

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    It doesn't answer.

    >Change the frequency of blinking on the map, approaching the speed of light and obliterating the map.

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    Well done, you ruined it.
     
  42. roytheshort

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    Redraw the map poorly
     
  43. Kepons

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    > You're getting hungry. Kill and eat the fairy cat
     
  44. Yokcos

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    >Redraw the map poorly

    Pen to paper, mind to matter. You have destroyed your only guide to this labyrinth, the only chart of this untold fortress you've lved in all this time. Undeterred, you shall create this information anew, recorded on hard paper for all of history to behold! Nary a traveller shall stumble upon this abode and continue to be lost, for the greatest map of all time shall adorn the walls! All who wonder are not lost! These lost souls have found their way! Future generations will lay awards at the statue of the solid gold statue of you, in memory of your noble cartographic endeavour. You use up both of your paperclips and ten thousand Ticks in the creation of your magnum opus but by the gods it is WORTH IT.
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    It wasn't worth it.

    > You're getting hungry. Kill and eat the fairy cat
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    You flail wildly in the direction of the cat in an attempt to murder it, but it's simply too evasive.
     
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  45. Kepons

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    > Go to Balcony
     
  46. Yokcos

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    >Go to Balcony

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    The door to the balcony is locked.
     
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  47. Kepons

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    > Wear boots
     
  48. roytheshort

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    > Fairy Cat, change face to Garfield
     
  49. Lukasmah

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    > Roy: Stop acting like you're one of the players
     
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    > Roy: Kick down the balcony door from the outside, rescue the fairy cat, and laugh at Wrench-Face.
     

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