Forum Game Tsme Fack™

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  1. Lukasmah

    Lukasmah Member

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    Welcome to Tsme Fack™, or The Second Most Epic Forum Adventure Currently Known To Man.
    A game by Yokcos, Roytheshort, Ninety, Lukasmah and formerly also Darzoz and Hiznopellagio. We won't accept every command, but we'll try to accept as many as we can.

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    What's the hero's name?
     
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  2. Nocturne

    Nocturne Friendly Tyrant Forum Staff Admin

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    George
     
  3. 2Create

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    Surname: von Spaghettishirt
     
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  4. GVmG

    GVmG Raechel

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    Birth Date: tomorrow.
     
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  5. Laura

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    Name: Firstname Lastname
     
  6. Yokcos

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    You name the hero George Von Spaghettishirt. A mysterious man who travels the land, attacking fiends and overthrowing evil. He truly is a majestic human being. Unfortunately, you're not him. You're some loser trapped in your own house.
    What's your name?
     
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  7. 2Create

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    Mr. Loser: check tableclock.
     
  8. Kousenai

    Kousenai Furry Flaebae

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    Mr. Loser: make coffee.

    [is this how you play this?!]
     
  9. Lukasmah

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    ((Psssst... Naming.))
     
  10. Laura

    Laura Member

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    Mr. Firstname Loser: waddle back and forth. You're still tied up.
     
  11. 2Create

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    Whoops.
    Name: Some Loser.

    (by the way I'm going to be mad if Spaghettishirt doesn't turn out to be semi-important for something trivial during a much later point in what possibly passes for a story here.)
     
  12. GVmG

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    Your name is your name.

    "your" is the first name, "name" is the last name.
     
  13. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    I will give a free like to someone who offers a sensible name.
     
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  14. Law

    Law Guest

    Michael Gove
     
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  15. GVmG

    GVmG Raechel

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    a sensible name.
     
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  16. Kepons

    Kepons Lost The Bet

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    Leonardo Picasso
     
  17. 2Create

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    Hannas Gweigu
     
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  18. Yokcos

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    What is this, a joke? Names are serious business.

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    Ah, yes. It's a name you've been using for years, but you don't really like it anymore. It's too silly. You need a more serious name.

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    Ah. Yes. Excellent. Mayik Koffy is a great name, and it suits you perfectly.
    Now that you've chosen your name, what will you do?
     
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  19. Law

    Law Guest

    Remove your face
     
  20. Kepons

    Kepons Lost The Bet

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    Get up and say "I have failed my bet, I am a chicken called Bob, ignore me."
     
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  21. 2Create

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    Check the time on your handily placed table.

    Alternatively, wonder why half your clocks are 6 hours slow.
     
  22. Yokcos

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    When in doubt, resort to in-jokes.

    ...

    This is not very productive.
     
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  23. GVmG

    GVmG Raechel

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    >kill self with envelope
     
  24. Lukasmah

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    >Kill self with envelope

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    Okay, that's enough. You've had some fun, but now it's time to stop. This is not Zork and you don't even have an envelope.
     
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  25. Kepons

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    Examine the object on the table.
     
  26. Lukasmah

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    >Examine the object on the table

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    Those are clock hands. You're pretty sure you didn't have a clock table before whoever trapped you here redecorated this place.
     
  27. 2Create

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    This clock has one too many hands. This needs to be fixed now!
     
  28. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    You have too many hands!
     
  29. 2Create

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    But he has 0 hands?!
     
  30. >This clock has one too many hands. This needs to be fixed now!

    [​IMG]

    No one cares about seconds, a hand for that is so unnecessary. It's completely pointless. Who designed this thing?

    You try to break the useless excuse for a clock. Your grit increases.
     
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  31. 2Create

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    Mayik: fondly regard illustration.
     
  32. Mercerenies

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    > Jump out the not-window
     
  33. GVmG

    GVmG Raechel

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    > Look at the sexy clock painting on the wall.
     
  34. Lukasmah

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    >Fondly regard illustration

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    What a beautiful painting. It was worth the money. Probably. You wouldn't know. Your captor hung it here.

    > Jump out the not-window

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    You can't get through the window for some reason. Oh, wait... THERE IS NO WINDOW HERE!


    Your grit increases because of your poorly thought out, impulsive action. This also decreases your sheer by the same amount. You already have more sheer than grit, and you really don't want to get them too far out of balance. Having only one of them would be really bad for your health.
     
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  35. GVmG

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    > Lick the grit/sheer bar.
     
  36. Law

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    Wipe away the ugly window and draw a nice one in it's place.
     
  37. Yokcos

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    >Lick the Sheer/Grit bar

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    You lick the bar, It doesn't taste like the first or third wall. Sheer increased.

    >Wipe away the ugly window and draw a nice one in its place

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    Using your tongue, you skillfully rearrange the paint into a better-looking window.
     
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  38. Law

    Law Guest

    open door
     
  39. Darzoz

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    > Open door

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    you knock your head against the door, but it simply won't budge.

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    It appears that you can not open this door with the sole force of your head alone, and at this point you're not entirely sure you
    want to keep bashing your skull into everything you come into contact with. It's giving you a mild headache.
     
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  40. Law

    Law Guest

    Examine winged clocks.
     
  41. GVmG

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    > Open winged clocks.

    > Yes, all of them.

    >Yes, with your head.
     
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  42. Kepons

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    Examine the strange black object next to the table-clock.
     
  43. Mercerenies

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    > Head over to the window and start removing bloatware
     
  44. Yokcos

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    >Examine winged clocks

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    Some of them are six hours fast. Or slow? You're not sure. Looks like some of them have been flipped. How do you even flip a clock?
    > Examine the strange black object next to the table-clock.

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    It's the nefarious third hand.
    > Open winged clocks. All of them. With your head.

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    You're not very successful.

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    > Head over to the window and start removing bloatware

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    Bloatware?
     
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  45. Law

    Law Guest

    Pull the plug

    Examine purple and orange horseshoe shaped thing

    Examine walls to your left and right.
     
  46. Kepons

    Kepons Lost The Bet

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    Talk to the animal (cat?) in the cage.
     
  47. GVmG

    GVmG Raechel

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    KITTEN!

    > Pet the kitten!

    > MORE!

    > MOOOOORE!
     
  48. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    ((I'm very sad you're ignoring the sexy picture.))
     
  49. 2Create

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    > Use third hand to cut your ropes.
     
  50. GVmG

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    ((real kitten>>>clock kitten))

    EDIT: ((looks like the forums don't like me using the word for small cats))
     

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