Forum Game The Vending Machine

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Misu, Aug 14, 2016.

  1. Misu

    Misu The forum's immigrant

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    I did not stole this game, honestly...

    You put something in the machine and take something out in exchange. Simple as it is.

    I go first... I shoved a doll into the machine
     
  2. Yokcos

    Yokcos Member

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    Right, imma take that doll and place a poop into the machine in its place
     
  3. Misu

    Misu The forum's immigrant

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    I got myself a communist from the machine.

    I shove a baseball bat inside.
     
  4. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    I call Health and Safety on my phone, the vending machine is removed for cleaning and Yokcos is arrested by a police officer for Indecent Exposure under Public Order Act 1986.

    An old man walks by and says "In my day, we used to place coins in vending machines.".
     
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  5. Yokcos

    Yokcos Member

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    I take the vending machine out of the vending machine and insert a coffee machine inside.
     
  6. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    You can't, you've been arrested.
     
  7. Yokcos

    Yokcos Member

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    This takes place after I served my sentence
     
  8. Misu

    Misu The forum's immigrant

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    Guys, This isnt Calvinball. Lets stick with the game.

    I got a coffe mug out of the machine,

    I shove a giant fish inside.
     
  9. Yokcos

    Yokcos Member

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    I remove a vinyl disc containing the entire soundtrack of Mibibli's Quest

    I also place into the vending machine one (1) Calvinball
     
  10. GhostlyFeline

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    I got a stuffed tiger from the machine.

    I slam a dozen eggs into the vending machine.
     
  11. Yokcos

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    I take the doll out of the vending machine again.

    I insert some acid.
     
  12. GhostlyFeline

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    The vending machine spits the acid back out, burning through the floor.

    I insert exactly sixteen M&M candies, 8 blue, 8 green.
     
  13. Yokcos

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    I retrieve a ticket for a ferry ride to the moon.

    I put it back in.
     

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