Forum Game The Presidential Campaign

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MikeDark_x

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I'm guessing I am going to have zero votes, my plan is working *evil laugh*
 
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Misu

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OK Primary Results are in!!!!




Next week is the final election day for the Presidential Victory! Those who lost the primaries may now become voters. They can now discuss and root for one of the candidates for Presidency! The Presidential nominees now have to convince and persuade their way to victory.

Good Luck everyone and and no killing each other!
 
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Acr515

Guest
It really wouldn't make much sense if the candidates could vote because then they'd just vote for themselves and nothing would change

And impressive voter turnout by the way
 
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MikeDark_x

Guest
It really wouldn't make much sense if the candidates could vote because then they'd just vote for themselves and nothing would change

And impressive voter turnout by the way
I wouldn't vote for myself, my plan from the start was getting no votes, and it's all going according to my plan :cool:
 
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GVmG

Guest
See, my friends, that is the power of equality and free pizza. But mainly free pizza equality.
 
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roytheshort

Guest
I don't even know what's going on or how I'm even still in the race, seriously, if I win, I will screw up the country. I ran for president to get a tax deduction and tried to get out asap. It's not a good idea, don't vote for me.
 
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GVmG

Guest
This is the power of false accusations and empty promises.
Mine aren't promises, mine are successes that the GMC will achieve. As for my accusations, they had at least some proof, and yours didn't.
 
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Acr515

Guest
I don't even know what's going on or how I'm even still in the race, seriously, if I win, I will screw up the country. I ran for president to get a tax deduction and tried to get out asap. It's not a good idea, don't vote for me.
Nonsense! You'll make a great president, but not with that attitude. I think you can make the GMC great again.
 
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Misu

Guest
You not giving up now, roy! You can do this. Everyone is rooting for you. Either become Trump or become dump...
 
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roytheshort

Guest
I know one way to beat you, and that one way is by promoting you. Everything I promote and agree with fails, and everyone knows that. So, my only option is to endorse you. That's right. You can't argue with me if I endorse you, you will be unable to fight, and if you are unable to fight that will make you look weak, like a communist.

Because I am a communist, and I'm getting elected on that basis, me being weak doesn't matter. But you being weak does. You have two choices, insult yourself, or endorse me. Either way. I win.

This is GV

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This is GV when he's president.

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He'll make a great president, they'll be free pizza for everyone and happy times and no poverty. Want to see a sad child? This is what a sad child looks like.



This is what will happen to men and women all over the country if GV is not elected, they will turn into this one specific man, and that man is godless and doesn't believe in Jesus or children and he is children because he is a sad child who does not have free pizza and he is a communist do you like this man? I know because I am that man, don't we all want to be this man?

This is what you will look like if you elect GV:

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You can see huge improvements here. Notice how your face is inside your face. What a great policy. You can control immigration easier if your face is in your face because in worse countries your face is not in your face. Do you understand? But if you are really successful, then your face can be in your face in your face.

GV, don't you agree? Don't you think this is stellar?
 
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GVmG

Guest
I don't know on what kind of drug you are, but there aren't any rules on teh GMC regarding drug abuse while writing posts.

I agree on the fact that the country will be better if I get elected.

I don't agree on the fact that agreeing with you will make me lose. Because that doesn't mean I'm saying you're right, that means I'm saying I agree with your opinion. That's the beauty of opinions: they're not right, they're not wrong, they're subjective.

Your opinion about me is right for you subjectively, and for me subjectively. That doesn't mean it's right. That doesn't mean it's wrong.

So, if anyone else wants to accept his opinion and vote for me, it would really help shape the GMC into a better place, with the related prizes and achievements that we will obtain on the way there, travelling there.

Because travelling is not about the destination, neither is it about time spent to get there: travelling is about both.

Let's get to a better future, and let's do it in the best way possible: WITH FREE PIZZA.
 
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roytheshort

Guest
fight me like a man in the political ring!
Look at GV, he wanted me to fight him and I didn't fight him. He was not annoyed that I didn't fight him.
Look how fast he backtracks on that. That makes him an ideal candidate to elect.

If he backtracked on his Free Pizza deal, it would be perfect. Because he would be a capitalist through and through, and would be representing the electorate. See what a great person he is to elect?
 
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GVmG

Guest
Look at GV, he wanted me to fight him and I didn't fight him. He was not annoyed that I didn't fight him.
Look how fast he backtracks on that. That makes him an ideal candidate to elect.

If he backtracked on his Free Pizza deal, it would be perfect. Because he would be a capitalist through and through, and would be representing the electorate. See what a great person he is to elect?
I didn't backtrack. I just wanted you to fight, but you don't want to. Since we both have the same rights, I will respect your decision and not force you to fight.

I gave you the choice, I didn't force you.
 
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roytheshort

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You didn't backtrack? Look at this excellent example of a politician, and he doesn't force people to do things. Now, we wouldn't want to force this man to be president would we? Who can deny that!
 
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GVmG

Guest
You didn't backtrack? Look at this excellent example of a politician, and he doesn't force people to do things. Now, we wouldn't want to force this man to be president would we? Who can deny that!
As for your statement about me backtracking the free pizza day...



EDIT: oh, and before sir.mr.lukasmah says anything about the source: PewDieBot
 
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GVmG

Guest
Did you give the bot pizza? Please post pictures.
As I said the pizza is the prize we people (and bots) will get because of our achievements as citizens of the GMC.

That bot is not a citizen of the GMC. It is in fact located in the Existor Servers. That was only a way to show you that I will give what I promised.
 
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AlphaChannel

Guest
As I said the pizza is the prize we people (and bots) will get because of our achievements as citizens of the GMC.
Please tell me it's not metaphorical pizza you're talking about.
 
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roytheshort

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Please show us the picture of you giving the pizza to the bot, not just talking about it.
 
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GVmG

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So typing, *gives pizza* means giving pizza now?
In that case, *gives the whole world pizza 2 billion times*
You cannnot give pizza to bots like you give pizza to humans. This bot in particular doesn't have arms or a body at all, it's a disembodied head on a 2D virtual plane.

He doesn't even need pizza. He cannot obtain pizza physically. What PewDieBot can do, is get sentences via a textbox, and answer them. I cannot physically give him pizza, but I can give him pizza via a textbox.

"The world" to which you "gave" pizza 2 billion times, and I suppose you meant the people in the world, can get physical pizza. After all, (most) people have hands, arms, and a body, and for sure, all people need food. They will obtain physical pizza. And so will the robots and bots that do required and can obtain physical food.

Also your "pizza" is less real than the one I gave to the bot. You see, my pizza will be physical all the time, unless it's useless for it to be physical for someone/something. Your pizza was digital for the entire world. All your pizza was fake. Metaphorical, if we want to use the term AlphaChannel used.
 
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roytheshort

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I will give the world digital pizza and real pizza, I have already given the whole world digital pizza.
You have given one robot digital pizza. Until you give real people real pizza you are currently behind me on your promise.
 
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GVmG

Guest
I will give the world digital pizza and real pizza, I have already given the whole world digital pizza.
You have given one robot digital pizza. Until you give real people real pizza you are currently behind me on your promise.
No I'm not. My promise is to give free pizza to everyone, in the way they prefer, as a prize for their (and our) achievements.

You gave out 2 billion pizzas that have no meaning at all, and that are useless for most of the people that got it. I will give out as many pizzas as needed, in the form that every person and bot can actually enjoy once a year.

Giving out billions of digital and real pizza everyday, like you just did, is not only impossible to sustain in the environment of Pizzonia, but it is also an enormous waste of pizza since most of it would end up un-eaten.

Not to talk about the fact that you didn't actually give out any pizza. You just inputed the command in a textbox like I did with PewDieBot. The difference here is that PewDieBot can get pizza only that way. As I said earlier, the world can get pizza in multiple different ways, and reading that it has been given pizza on a screen is not one of them.

(Unless they end up having that pizza near them, that is.)

EDIT: I would also like to point out the fact that you're now fighting me. You backed up on your statement of not fighting me.
 
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roytheshort

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I'm digitally fighting you, which is not the same as real fighting you. You said digital has no meaning. Therefore I am not fighting you. Unless you admit digital has meaning and I gave out free and meaningful pizza.
 
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GVmG

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I'm digitally fighting you, which is not the same as real fighting you. You said digital has no meaning. Therefore I am not fighting you. Unless you admit digital has meaning and I gave out free and meaningful pizza.
Good point.

But that's not why your pizza has no meaning. Your pizza has no meaning because just writing "gives pizza" doesn't mean you did. It just means you pressed some keys. You didn't send any digital pizza data, you just typed it. That's why it's meaningless. Unless the bot that reads that has no other way to get pizza (like PewDieBot).

This fight has meaning like digital pizza does. You did back up in your statement. You didn't give out digital pizza. And let's not forget how the other candidates stated that pizza lovers are a minority, and that minorities are useless. Why did you not say anything about that? Do you dislike pizza lovers? Did you really think pizza lovers, aka 99% of the community, are a minority?

I will agree that your idea to send a picture of a clown to whoever didn't vote for you is good, but... do you not see the problem with that? You're sending said pictures to only a group of people. You're also sending the good thing to the group of people that is agaisnt you, which kind of makes sense (since you want them to like you more) but also defies common sense because if you really have to send the pics to a single group, you should send them to who deserved them by voting for you.

Then again, that's if you get elected. If you don't get elected and I do, everyone will get pictures of clowns, which is a wonderful thing.

EDIT: actually, that won't happen, because you'd send the pictures to whoever didn't vote for you if you got elected. So, in any case, you're doing nothing for the community.
 
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roytheshort

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So you're just going to kill everyone to avoid giving out pizza are you?
 
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Misu

Guest
QUESTION FOR OUR CANDIDATES!

What will you do to protect our citizens from any possible threats outside the country?

EDIT: Just got GV's answer already...
 

alexde5th

Member
What will you do to protect our citizens from any possible threats outside the country?
Give them all cheese! And guns, of course.
Preferably AK-47's.
Or Glocks.
Whichever works out best.

OOOOOOOOOR we could get one of those high-tech super lasers from space and BLAST THE 💩💩💩💩 OUT OF THE OFFENDING COUNTRY!!
At least that's what I'd do if this was 2120.
 
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Misu

Guest
Tomorrow is voting day!

So lets have a final speech from each candidate!
 
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GVmG

Guest
My fellow GMC members, I stand here today in a random place in the middle of a barely populated island, looking at the moon and going "wow, it's weird how that revolves around our planet", all while sipping some lemon tea and listening to a trap remix of an old spanish song.

I joined these elections with the hope that one day, I- no, WE would be able to achieve equality, so that everyone can stand wherever they want, questioning whatever scientific principle they want, sipping whatever beverage they want, while listening to whatever music they want.

In my- no, it OUR GMC, we would be all equal. We would be all on the same level. No more rich, no more poor. Everyone gets pizza. Everyone gets what they want. If you don't like pizza, that's completely fine.

Some have questioned my way of representing my party, and I will give the one answer I always had in my heart, but was never able to express in words: I am not here to represent my party. I am not here to represent myself, or a group of people. I am here to represent the whole GameMaker Community, in all its differences.

Because as Bob Ross used to say, "differences are the spices of life". Or something along those lines, I don't really remember, I always fell asleep. But still, following not just what I want, but what the whole GMC wants, and doing it not just the way that Bob Ross and other great men (and women) showed us, but the way the GMC will do it, we will achieve equality.

I am here to achieve that, WE are here to achieve that.

My fellow GMC members... We stand here today, all around the planet, some even outside, maybe, and we look at a computer screen. We read the words of a madman, calling himself "GV" and spreading words of equality. We ask ourselves "wow, it's weird how sentimental this forum game got", all while sipping some liquid substances, be them lemon tea, coffee, bleach, or pure mercury. All that while listening to the sounds around us: music, birds chirping, people getting arrested for driving while playing Pokémon GO on the phone, or just complete silence.

We did it before I even got in charge of guiding the community to such an objective, to such a goal, to such an achievement. I don't ask for your votes. I ask for your will to be able to keep being equal in the future. Because deep inside we're all equal, our differences just make this equality more important.

I don't really know what to say anymore, except that maybe that was too much lemon tea, and it may or may not have affected my ability to create extremely complicated and uselessly melanchonic forum posts. Thanks for getting ME to the point where I am right now, one step closer to a forever equal GMC. THanks for getting US ALL here.

Because we are in this together. And together we will be equal, in our difficulties.
 
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MikeDark_x

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In my- no, it OUR GMC, we would be all equal. We would be all on the same level. No more rich, no more poor. Everyone gets pizza. Everyone gets what they want. If you don't like pizza, that's completely fine.
What about the people that is allergic to pizza?
My fellow GMC members... We stand here today, all around the planet, some even outside, maybe, and we look at a computer screen. We read the words of a madman, calling himself "GV" and spreading words of equality. We ask ourselves "wow, it's weird how sentimental this forum game got", all while sipping some liquid substances, be them lemon tea, coffee, bleach, or pure mercury. All that while listening to the sounds around us: music, birds chirping, people getting arrested for driving while playing Pokémon GO on the phone, or just complete silence.
The pokemon go issue is very serious, what will you do in order to solve it?
And finally
all while sipping some lemon tea and listening to a trap remix of an old spanish song.
There's no way I would ever vote for someone with such an horrible taste in music...
 

alexde5th

Member
You want a speech? I'll give you a god damn speech! Ignore that, its just a typo.

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s someone whom been in this community for quite some time now, for about a year now, going to two, I've seen some changes, mostly good, and some promising titles.
But I stand here with my practically none-existent feet that I, Alexde5th, will make GMC a better place.

What will you do if there's terrorist or an epidemic?
I alone is not enough to counter these problems. We all need to stand together, as one, As Equals, to combat these problems together. As I remember one saying, one person can't move the box on his own. Combine the forces of 5 people, you'll obtain your goal faster than ever.
If we ignore these problems, like Feminism, Clowns without a license, or CheeseLord haters, they'll continue to spread and cause chaos, mayhem, and destruction to our country, To our community.

What if we lose everything? Our money, homes, porn...? Who will guide us??

I'd probably be the one who guides everyone in time of need, that is I'm elected. Like I said before, I'm just one person. I can't do everything on my own. We all have to do this together. And if we did lose everything, we'd have to start over. From the very beginning. Or at least as far back as we're pushed, who knows. Because unless someone has a magical device or something that can reverse the damage that happened, we'll have to deal with the problem. As a whole.
Or not, I mean I can't really force you to do it with everyone else.

I ask you, person reading this, think long and hard (Or short and simple, whichever you choose) about this. We need the one who can lead us to a perfect future. Or at least one that doesn't suck royal dick. I thank you for your time for reading/listening/mind reading this. And I wish you a good day.

P.S. Cheese.
 
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