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Forum Game The Presidential Campaign

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Misu, Jul 4, 2016.

  1. Misu

    Misu The forum's immigrant

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    Welcome to the Presidential Campaign Game!
    This is a game of persuasion, manipulation, and devastation!​

    Within the presidential campaign, there are from 4 to 6 candidates, both divided into two different parties. These candidates will go thru a primary stage, where each candidate will compete against their own party integrates. They must persuade voters to get to the most votes to move on for the final stage, which is the top voted candidates of each party competing with each other for the win.

    VOTERS
    All voters can also persuade other voters into switching their votes. Those who lost the primaries can become voters as well but active candidates cannot. Any person outside the game is welcome to join as voter but only from 4 to 6 people can sign up for candidate. Those voters who picked the candidate that won the game also win as well.

    WHAT TO DO IN THE GAME?
    Here are the strategies of playing in this game:

    - Persuading with anything that the voter can be appeal or feel convince to.
    - Throwing banners, sponsors, or any kind of pictorial message to the voters that can get them convince or appeal.
    - Showing evidence of their great acts in the community.

    ELECTION DAY
    At the day of the elections, all voters must PM me their vote. All late votes will be discarded. After the end of that day, I will post the results.

    Primary election day is at: Friday, July 15, 2016
    Final election day is at: Friday, July 22, 2016

    SIGN UP
    To sign up for candidate nominee, please reply to this topic with a bold text.
    I will only select the first 6 people who submitted their sign up for nominee.
    Any other person who joins the game after sign up will be considered voters.
    Anyone is welcome to join. No max limit here.

    YOUR CANDIDATES:
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    Candidates names:
    -GVmG
    -Lukasmah
    -alexde5th
    -RoyTheShort
    -AlphaChannel
    -MikeDark_x

    I will create the two parties after we have the suficient amount of candidates in the list.
    Good luck people and don't kill each other. ;)
     
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  2. GVmG

    GVmG Raechel

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    a bold text
     
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  3. graviax

    graviax Guest

    You're funny but I can't vote for an "anime"
     
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  4. GVmG

    GVmG Raechel

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    What if I created the International Pizza Day? Everyone gets free pizza that day, and people can also fight "tomatina" style but with pizza instead of tomatoes.
     
  5. MikeDark_x

    MikeDark_x Member

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    I sign our lord the great Duck as a candidate for president
     
  6. Misu

    Misu The forum's immigrant

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    You bolded your text. Welcome aboard, MikeDark_x
     
  7. MikeDark_x

    MikeDark_x Member

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    I was signing our lord the great Duck... oh well... I promise to follow the teachings of the cult of the duck then... :duck:
     
  8. AlphaChannel

    AlphaChannel Member

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    I promise to make the GMC average again.
     
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  9. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    I promise to tax people equal to their phone numbers!
     
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  10. alexde5th

    alexde5th Member

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    I GUARANTEE YOU I will bring equality to this world! No more lines between humans, RoyTheShort, and those other creatures that I have no idea about.*

    * = Because the world has different ideas from what I got, they might not fully agree on what I'm going for..
     
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  11. Lukasmah

    Lukasmah Member

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    In
     
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  12. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    What are you "IN" for? Do you want more immigrants in the country? Do you want more people coming into our families and homes and into our lives and into our souls? Is that what you want? I was down with the firefighters having a barbeque and they told me that isn't what they want! I'll tell you what the real hardworking man wants, and that's more immigration reform and taxing the 99% by 99% of the 1% for the 99% for $99 in £99 converted with a 99% currency free currency! I'll bet you can't provide such strong words that don't mean anything! I know you damn well can't!

    You see, Lukasmah here wants to bring back all the nasty laws you didn't like and give them sequels! You know Cars 2 and two matrix movies we don't talk about? He funded those! He funded them with taxpayers money, and that's not all! He paid himself in Movies! Devaluing our currency! Doesn't it make you sick!
     
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  13. GVmG

    GVmG Raechel

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    You know what, that's enough.

    I will establish a dictatorship if you vote for me.

    We all know those are cool.
     
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  14. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    I'll establish 2 dictatorships! That's even better!
     
  15. Misu

    Misu The forum's immigrant

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    I AM YOUR GOD AND I HAVE DETERMINED THE DIVISIONS!

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    ....... Ok there is something veeeery ironic about this division....... but that is what makes this game chaotic and fun! Let the campaign begin!!!

    Primary Stage: Each person must compete against their own division nominees. You can also compete with the other division but remember that the primary election is to eliminate two from each party.
     
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  16. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    I'd like to say everything Alpha and Mike have said has been a lie. I admit, so far, they have said nothing. But that means nothing they have said has been true!

    I'd say they are sympathizers to our evil Capitalist enemy, because they have not said anything bad about it!
    They want to kill honest people and families, because they have not said they won't!
    They haven't even said their own names, how do we know they are who they haven't said they are yet?

    These people cannot be trusted, I do not sympathize with the Capitalist enemy, I do not want to kill honest people and families, and my name is Roy.
     
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  17. GVmG

    GVmG Raechel

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    Alex wants equality, and I know for particular reasons GMC Memes that Lukasmah wants to create a socialist republic.

    My only option right now is to provide info on my political maneuvers and also remind you that I actually passed law school. For real. I actually did.

    That said, what I will do if I get elected, is the following:
    > more memes, less stupid posts about nihilism, positivism etc.
    > more anime but in controlled spaces so that it doesn't disturb whoever dislikes anime for some weird and unexplainable reason.
    > the dadio topic will be brought back.
    > international pizza day when everyone will get free pizza.
    > faster internet so you can watch your totally safe for work videos without them buffering at the wrong moment.
    > more clowns because if Roy chooses this he will probably win the election.

    And that's it for now. Remember that you can send your suggestions about possible events at my email address notgoingtoreadthis@spicymaymays.noot and I will be sure AHAHAHAHAH to read through them and eventually come to a compromise that will but probably wont be good for all my citizens!
     
  18. Lukasmah

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    A spectre is haunting the GMC - the spectre of communism. Its terrifying shadow looms over us.

    And who can exorcise this spectre? Alex, who has yet to make a post? His disinterest and apathy are already clearly visible. Not ready to take action, to change things. Or maybe GV, who resorts to slander and pandering to as many minorities as he can, such as clown fans, making a ton of promises which are either so easy to achieve anyone could do it or unrealistic goals which require a lot of effort and careful planning, while failing to even explain how he intends to achieve those goals?

    But I am. I can take so many things out of the hands of the government. Trust me, I can. Law enforcement, infrastructure, health care...

    There are so many thing the government is wasting tax money on. I can create a new, better GMC. A GMC in which tax money will not be stolen from the honest people and used to, say, help the poor, lazy bastards who can't afford medical treatment because they did nothing to deserve it. With the privatisation of law enforcement and the armed forces, the bourgeoisie will finally be able to keep the proletariat in line the way they should.

    The people will finally have control over where roads, hospitals and so much more are or aren't needed. The country is in your hands. Yes, I'm looking at you, the person who was lucky enough to be born in a rich family or simply had enough luck to succeed... Um, sorry, I mean the person who has put an exceptional amount of effort, several hundred times more than hard working poorer lazy bums.

    Vote for me. Vote for the GMC the people want (and by people I mean like 1% of you), not the GMC the commies are trying to turn it into. Vote for a change in the right direction.
     
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  19. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    Free pizza? From a Capitalist! Look at the inconsistency, how can you call this man a libertarian! This man stands on a platform of lies! Ladies and gentlemen, if you want "free pizza", communism is the answer! We shall make the pizza makers own... the means of pizza production!

    Also, more clowns is a complete lie. Clowns are produced asexually through years and years of trial and error, the amount of times we have to reject Jesters, Harlequins and Fools because they do not stand up to the glorious and ultimately... the best... standard that is the "Clown" makes me cry myself to sleep at night. By reducing the restrictions on Clowns, we reduce the quality of Clowns! I've known many Clowns, their profession has been soiled by the low quality Clowns infiltrating the ranks. Do you want your children to see these Clowns? Can you even call them Clowns? I don't call them Clowns, but hey, here's a picture of a Clown reject right here.

    upload_2016-7-4_21-3-4.png

    Well would you look at that, it's the filthy Capitalist who quit Clown School to go to Law School. Isn't somebody bitter? He's not running for President to improve your country, he's running for President to get back at the Clown School who didn't let him win. You know who else didn't get let into a school and ruined a country? That's right, Adolf Hitler. GV is Adolf Hitler. Think about that when you vote in the primaries!

    If you're really scared of Communism, then why was this picture of Stalin in your bed?

    [​IMG]

    I get you're scared of specters and ghosts when they sleep with you at night, am I right? I guess you're going through marital difficulties with Josef at the moment, I understand, no wait, I don't. I'm not a filthy Capitalist.

    Get out of here.
     
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  20. Lukasmah

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    If by "free" mean "paid for with stolen money from tax payers", then yes.

    Now, this is something I agree with. I agree with something said by a dirty commie, because I am capable of critical thinking and don't just dismiss every argument because the other person is an idiot who doesn't even understand the system they're in favour of. Because if they did, they'd know that it's a flawed and has failed many times in the past. Because that would be an ad hominem.

    I'm amazed by your ability to twist facts... Or, at the very least, the unreliability of your sources, which is what's probably the real problem here. Not surprising, considering the fact you think communism is a good idea.

    The fact that the picture was in my house is true, but the other details got twisted and are mostly rumours. I don't know who found the picture or what the hell they were doing in my house, but it was most certainly not in my bed. It was actually located on my dart board, and the reason for that should be pretty obvious to most rational individuals.
     
  21. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    You sleep on your dart board with Stalin? Honestly, you sound less and less like a capitalist the more I hear from you. Why do you sleep with Stalin on your dart board?
     
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  22. GVmG

    GVmG Raechel

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    Look at that filthy communist that calls himself Roytheshort, spreading lies all around to dig a grave for his enemies! Look at his four-coloured face: and he tells me I'm the one trying to conquer different minorities.

    He is not only spreading lies about his enemies, but about the minorities he is trying to conquer too, and about himself! Even his name, he is known as "Roytheshort", but his real name is, and hear me now, Ronald T. Short. And what does the T. stand for? That's right: Trump. Ronald Trump Short.

    Mister Ronald Trump Short, over there, is swimming in his small loans of a million dollars that his father gave him, except he stole it from his father. And I will also gladly inform mister Ronald that I was not refused from clown school. I didn't even join the Pagliaccio Clown School in Northern Italy on a cold night of September 2002. And he also said I'm trying to conquer the minority that is clown lovers, which is an extremely important part of society nowadays. He said it's useless, yet he kept pointing out how I failed the clown school that I definitely didn't join.

    Where's the logic, mister Ronald?

    He keeps asking questions about everything, about why my fellow (ugh) libertarian Lukasmah sleeps with a picture of Stalin: I, as an accepter of not just the minorities but everyone on the GMC, do not care about someone's sexual preferences, wether they are related to their gender, their pets, or the people that ruled a nation through a hard time and probably killed more people than they should have. You're free to have wet dreams about whoever you want as long as it's just a dream.

    Regarding Lukasmah, though, he doesn't want to answer Ronald's questions. And he's probably right in that, since he doesn't want his secret exposed. This secret is his real name, Lukas Mary H. And you might be wondering, what does the H stand for? That's right: Hitler. Lukas Mary Hitler.

    As a proud socialist, Lukas doesn't want to be linked with the old and unacceptable political structure that was Adolf Hitler's Nazism. I agree with his line of though, and I agree with some if not most of his socialist ideas, but do we really want to risk it? Do we really want someone that has links with nazism to make our laws? To work with our rights? To remove them for his own good?

    NO.

    We stand on this hot summer night of 2016, and we stand because our chairs are way too damn hot. I will also provide every single family on the GMC with up to 7 different and universally modelled temperature dissipators for their chairs.

    We stand because the chairs are hot, but we also stand to defend our rights and to obtain new right where we have always been limited. Ronald and Lukas said I will fail, that some of my goals are way too hard to achieve, but they're doubting the power of the GMC. They're doubting OUR power. Do we really want our leaders to doubt what this nation can do? Do we really want them to doubt what WE can do?

    Because we are this nation, we are all of us together, and all together we are one.

    Also free pizza. Come on, who doesn't like pizza? And that is another thing Ronald lied about: me trying to conquer the minorty that is "pizza lovers", when it's closer to 99% of the people that compose our nation. Including him.
     
  23. MikeDark_x

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    I promise a simple thing, everyone shall be equal under the eyes of our lord duck, and I must also tell you something, Roytheshort was found guilty of being a picklanist in the past, and Alpha's avatar looks like a brown gear shaped pickle, praise duck
     
  24. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    Here are three pictures of you.

    Hitler1.png

    Hitler2.png

    upload_2016-7-4_22-15-18.png
     
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  25. Lukasmah

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    [citation needed]

    I said your goals are, and I quote "unrealistic goals which require a lot of effort and careful planning, while failing to even explain how he intends to achieve those goals?". I've never said the goals themselves are impossible, or that the GMC is incapable of it. I'm saying you're not capable of it. You've never shown any signs of being competent enough to achieve those goals, and you haven't even given us any detail. A difficult goal with no explanation. We don't even know how you intend to achieve them. You haven't told us what you intend to do to make it possible, what kind of changes you intend to make.

    Nothing. Just a bunch of empty promises. Is this the kind of leader you want, GMC? A leader who thinks you are all too stupid to achieve those goals yourselves, or maybe stupid enough to fall for his tricks? A GMC so dumb and weak they can't resist free stuff which they will obviously never get?


    I don't. Unsurprisingly, your guess is wrong. But of course you failed to see something incredibly obvious but not stated directly and made a wrong assumption based on it.

    Not like it was possible for you to get it right. You're so blind you don't even understand the failures of communism. Oh, sorry, that's redundant. You don't even understand communism.


    Is it a theocracy you want, GMC? Are you sheep, unable to think for yourselves, with some random guy's interpretation of a religion shoved down your throats while you're forced to listen? Or are you free citizens, capable of governing yourselves, interpreting the religions he preaches yourselves if you so choose?

    Because that's what you will get if you vote for this guy.
     
  26. GhostlyFeline

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    This is nonsense. I'm voting for a third-party candidate.
     
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  27. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    I'd like to show you this legitimate picture of Lukas under his flesh suit.

    upload_2016-7-4_22-24-4.png

    As you can see, he is an Anime Ayn Rand!

    I also found this in his bed.

    [​IMG]

    I stole it and took it for myself, since I love Stalin and he is beautiful.
     
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  28. Barvix

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    I wish to be a candidate.

    What will I promise: Free games by Barvix to my voters, tilesets to my voters, and a couple soundtracks.
     
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  29. GVmG

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    You didn't even bother pointint out why my accusations don't have any source. But do you really need any kind of incredibly secret and powerful source to know someone's name? It's right on your wikipedia page man! There, you got your source!
    [​IMG]

    Nothing is unrealistic or too hard to achieve for the GMC, that is my point. You didn't say the GMC couldn't achieve these goals, and I didn't say you did. What I said is that you doubted the GMC's ability to do so, and you did there too.

    I don't think the GMC people are stupid at all. The free pizza is just a prize to honor the great power and ability of all citizens. You are the one implying they could be stupid or weak because I think so, except I don't think so. The GMC is a strong independent community who don't need no Lukas.

    You said my goals are unrealistic, yet you don't even have a single goal. I would also prefer to use a different term than "goals", because they're not objectives the GMC has to obtain: they are prizes, rights and successes of the community itself.
     
  30. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    I can't read what you've written, it's all the same symbol!
     
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  31. Lukasmah

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    Only Anime Ayn Rand can be Anime Ayn Rand. And I don't see why being Anime Ayn Rand is a bad thing.

    The great thing about Stalin is that he finally revealed how horrible communism can be.


    Wikipedia is an unreliable source anyone can edit.

    Also, it's interesting... Wikipedia is a free source by everyone, for everyone. Sounds like communism.
    True.

    True.

    [Citation needed]

    Well, that's surprising.

    The free pizza which you will magically create out of thin air?

    No, I'm implying they would need to be stupid to fall for your tricks.

    Oh, but I do, and I made them very clear. A better GMC in which the poor lazy stay poor and everyone gets what they deserve, with full control and freedom for citizens and where those damn commies have no power.

    And I made it very clear how I'd achieve that: By privatising as many things as possible.

    Successes of the community itself? This is the stuff you've promised to give them. They're capable of doing it themselves.
     
  32. GVmG

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    Looks like the socialist scum is hacking my messages!

    EDIT:
    And? If it's by everyone, for everyone, it doesn't necessarily mean it's communist. I can assure you noone edited that page, unless you or your socialist buddies did, to hide that information.

    Oh, would you look at that...

    By "you doubted their abilities" I don't mean you explicitly wrote or said it. People can doubt even in their brain, by thinking, which is something you don't seem to be able to do. And this doubting usually leaks in the people's words when they write, by keeping a negative view of what the topic is.

    In this case, you saying that the GMC could be unable to achieve such goals reflects your inner doubt. Saying the GMC could probably be able to even if with some difficulty is another thing.

    The free pizza I will get from the lands of Pizzonia, the land that your family forgave our citizens to access through an extremely complicated set of laws. I will make Pizzonia great again.

    That is correct.

    So you're just gonna forget of the "poor" minorities that are the largest and the most important parts of our society nowadays? I know you're going to say "you said minorities than said largest part" - and yes, the minorities *together* are the largest part of our society right now. Everyone likes different things. Why can't we all like different things together, in peace and harmony?

    I'm just a mere guide to help them maintain peace and order while they achieve these successes. I'm not here to control them, I'm here to represent them and to help them when needed.
     
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  33. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    What?
     
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  34. Misu

    Misu The forum's immigrant

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    Ghostlyfeline and barvix. From this point, you can only participate as voter. You can root and defend a candidate you wish to vote for or discuss on the point of view of other candidates ( critically or rationally)
     
  35. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    Good luck.
     
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  36. GhostlyFeline

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    None of these people are qualified to serve our great nation. It's all just insults and bickering. I want to see a campaign about the issues.
     
  37. Misu

    Misu The forum's immigrant

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    I agree, ghostlyfeline.. they kind of left out the third most important strategy of the game... ( if you know which is it )
     
  38. MikeDark_x

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    Lukasmah, so you never left the side of the pickle, you betrayed the church of the duck

    The only thing I can promise is equal treatment for everyone, I can't promise to deal with the bots, or the hackers, as that's not the work of the president but instead of the (well known) secret service that is far above the president, but there's one thing I can promise, I promise that I will never be a politician, and therefore my words aren't void and false, as politicians are bad things in the eyes of duck
     
  39. GhostlyFeline

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    Do you promise to fight for equal rights for spooky ghosts?
     
  40. GVmG

    GVmG Raechel

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    Blackmailing?

    Don't worry, they didn't forget that awful method to try and force someone to give up on their quest to save the community from the extremely bad social system that we currently have.
    [​IMG]
     
  41. MikeDark_x

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    As I said I aim for equality for everyone, even ghosts and even the followers of pickle
     
  42. Lukasmah

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    Yeah, if only there was something like that here.
    *cough* youmaywanttoreadmyfirstpost *cough*



    You're running for president and are a member of the comnunist party. Soooo...
     
  43. GhostlyFeline

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    Finally someone is standing up for our spookiest citizens. I can't stand people who discriminate against the non-corporeal.
     
  44. MikeDark_x

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    I was forced to enter, all I wanted was for the teachings of duck to be spread around the world
     
  45. Kepons

    Kepons Lost The Bet

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    I'll vote for the candidate who gives me the biggest bribe.
     
  46. MikeDark_x

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    After reading that I won't accept Kepons vote, no, just don't vote for me if that's what you seek
     
  47. AlphaChannel

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    Hello GMC. How are you? Good. Yup I'm fine, thank you for asking. You know what bothers me about my opponents comrade? They speak down to you like the scummy imperialists that they are. You are my brothers and sisters, not my children!(don't believe what your mother told you, she's a liar) Meanwhile my opponents spend their time and campaign funds bickering and playing swastika tetris with the capitalists! They haven't legitimately mentioned any proposed solution to our problems as a community! They have instead flooded this campaign with text walls and have blasphemed against great powerful leaders of the past. Stalin would never EVER sleep with a worm like Lukasmah, not even a picture of him would. And even don't get me started on the water-fowl worshiper!!! Remember, religion is the Diet Pepsi of the nations!!!
    No comrades, there is an alternative to these capitalists and these pseudo-communists!!! ME. AlphaChannel! My real name is irrelevant as I am not seeking personal glory. I will ensure that everyone comes first place in the GMC Jam, even those who didn't participate. I will make Imperialist ideas ILLEGAL. No more suffering in the hands of the unfairly wealthy! Everyone will have a guaranteed income of one dogecoin per year. Noone will die of hunger again!
    Don't vote, voting is a sham invented by the ENEMY. RISE UP AS ONE AND FORCE THE ADMINS TO GRANT ME UNLIMITEDD POWAARRRR!!! IT'S REVOLUTION TIME COMRADES! Make Che Guevara Proud!!!
     
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  48. MikeDark_x

    MikeDark_x Member

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  49. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    I'd like to point out that if I am voted in, I will track down whoever didn't vote for me and have them sent a lovely picture of a clown because I am a nice person.
     
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  50. AlphaChannel

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    If I am brought to power I will make sure every household has a fully vaccinated clown in their living room.
     
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