Forum Game The Great Adventure: Death of the Capitalist

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  1. Misu

    Misu The forum's immigrant

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    My name is Lukan Spellweaver!

    I am the creator of Homestead and I have a kangaroo for a slave in my basement. What shall I add into the next update of my game?
     
  2. Shawn Basnett

    Shawn Basnett Discount Dev

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    LUKASMAH-100 has claimed Lukasmah's left arm, they now adorn their trophy on their head.

    Lukasmah has respawned as Lukan Spellweaver, the developer of Homestead! Lukan is known for hiding a kangaroo in his basement and riding it around the house with no clothes on.

    As if to commemorate the death of the capitalist, a shop opens. Players may now spend their money there. What kind of shop is it? I can't see over LUKASMAH-100's armhat.

    ???
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    Stock Unknown

    Misuneridanoy- $9.00
    Lukasmah (Dead)- $15.50
    LUKASMAH-100- $59.75
    GM- $8.00
     
  3. amusudan

    amusudan Lousiest of Potatoes

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    LUKASMAH-100 investigates the mystery shop.

    And kills lukan's kangaroo.
     
  4. Shawn Basnett

    Shawn Basnett Discount Dev

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    LUKASMAH-100 takes a closer look at the shop, to find that it sells Kangaroos and Kangaroo accessories. Angry at the reminder that Australia exists, you decided take a 25 minute detour to Lukan's home, where you break in and slaughter Lukan's Kangaroo. You then take it's carcass for future reference.

    Kangastralia
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    Kangaroo- $50.00
    Kangaroo Bag- $10.00
    Lucky Kangaroo Feat- $5.00

    Misuneridanoy- $9.00
    Lukasmah (Dead)- $15.50
    LUKASMAH-100- $59.75
    GM- $8.00
     
  5. amusudan

    amusudan Lousiest of Potatoes

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    LUKASMAH-100 buys 11 Lucky Kangaroo Feat for $55 after noticing the typo, which instantly makes it worth 10x as much, re-selling it to Lukan for $550 (putting Lukan in huge debt).
     
  6. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    I sell my organs
     
  7. Mercerenies

    Mercerenies Member

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    I buy my organs
     
  8. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    I sell your organs
     
  9. Mercerenies

    Mercerenies Member

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    I buy an organ and start playing it.
     
  10. Shawn Basnett

    Shawn Basnett Discount Dev

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    LUKASMAH-100 buys 11 Kangaroo Feet, making a point to point out my typo. They then attempt to sell them to Lukan for $550, Lukan has not responded to the offer yet.
    They then sell their organs at a low price of $30.00. Ecstatic at the low price of the organs, LUKASMAH-100 buys their organs back, just to sell them again. While LUKASMAH-100 starts to leak whatever fluid comes out of whatever they are, they decide to invest in an organ and begin playing it.

    Kangastralia
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    Kangaroo- $50.00
    Kangaroo Bag- $10.00
    Lucky Kangaroo Feet- $5.00

    Misuneridanoy- $9.00
    Lukasmah (Dead)- $15.50
    Lukan Spellweaver- $10.00
    LUKASMAH-100- $4.75
    GM- $8.00
     
  11. Lukasmah

    Lukasmah Member

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    I invade Denmark.
     
  12. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    I invade Poland.
     

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