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LUKASMAH-100 has claimed Lukasmah's left arm, they now adorn their trophy on their head.
Lukasmah has respawned as Lukan Spellweaver, the developer of Homestead! Lukan is known for hiding a kangaroo in his basement and riding it around the house with no clothes on.
As if to commemorate the death of the capitalist, a shop opens. Players may now spend their money there. What kind of shop is it? I can't see over LUKASMAH-100's armhat.
LUKASMAH-100 takes a closer look at the shop, to find that it sells Kangaroos and Kangaroo accessories. Angry at the reminder that Australia exists, you decided take a 25 minute detour to Lukan's home, where you break in and slaughter Lukan's Kangaroo. You then take it's carcass for future reference.
LUKASMAH-100 buys 11 Lucky Kangaroo Feat for $55 after noticing the typo, which instantly makes it worth 10x as much, re-selling it to Lukan for $550 (putting Lukan in huge debt).
LUKASMAH-100 buys 11 Kangaroo Feet, making a point to point out my typo. They then attempt to sell them to Lukan for $550, Lukan has not responded to the offer yet.
They then sell their organs at a low price of $30.00. Ecstatic at the low price of the organs, LUKASMAH-100 buys their organs back, just to sell them again. While LUKASMAH-100 starts to leak whatever fluid comes out of whatever they are, they decide to invest in an organ and begin playing it.
