Forum Game Terrible suggestions

[amusudan]

Name a terrible suggestion for GameMaker.

I'll start!

Old but gold: GameMaker: Studio should be able to compile to washingmachines.

 

[2Create]

Washing machines should be able to export to Game Maker: Studio.

 

[Laura]

Game Washer: Studio should be able to run on Maker Machines

 

[2Create]

Machine Makers should want to play Washer Studio: The Game.

 

[amusudan]

Hehe, this is unexpected.

 

[Yokcos]

Yoyo should let us make a game out of washing machines

 

[2Create]

Washing machines should let us run YoYo Games.

 

[NoobsWeStand]

I want my potato export option

 

[Laura]

I want my potato export option

Just throw a potato into the dryer, it'll work itself out

 

[Guest User]

 

[amusudan]

Hmmm, this is not what I had in mind when creating this discussion. But you're all making me laugh, so continue.

 

[2Create]

Just throw a potato into the dryer, it'll work itself out

You mean drag and drop it into the washing machine.

 

[Kepons]

Drag and drop should be the only way of making games, GML should be removed completely.

 

[GVmG]

Even better, drag and drop icons should all be the same one: the old red ball with a hammer GameMaker logo.

 

[amusudan]

The D&D tools should be shuffled when starting GML.

"A true challenge"

 

[roytheshort]

Bring back the GM8 smiley but make it like this:

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[amusudan]

Bring back the GM8 smiley but make it like this:
<snipped large pic>​

Make it flash in all the colours of the rainbow and we're in business.

 

[Otyugra]

Yoyo games should make their own brand of washing machine that has Studio built in.

 

[roytheshort]

Make it flash in all the colours of the rainbow and we're in business.

What am I doing with my life?

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[True Valhalla]

YoYo Games should sell out to an international gambling company.

 

[ShaunJS]

YoYo Games should sell out to an international gambling company.

hohoho

 

[True Valhalla]

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[amusudan]

What am I doing with my life?

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Something amazing, you've reached a higher state of consiousness just by making that gif.

 

[Roa]

yoyo games should shut down the authentication server to stop spam accounts..

 

[amusudan]

YoYo Games should make GameMaker: Studio more user-friendly for washing machines

 

[johnwo]

Every 3th copy of GameMaker: Studio Pro should come bundled with an obligatory 2-year subscription to "Sport Fishing Magazine".

 

[roytheshort]

An ADULT version of Game Maker Studio.

 

[Aura]

Upon startup, GameMaker should call a clown who teaches you how to spin-off toilet paper with your teeth.

 

[amusudan]

An ADULT version of Game Maker Studio.

Please, eleborate.

 

[Aura]

Please, eleborate.

One that tells Johny where babies come from.

 

[Acr515]

Upon startup, GameMaker should call a clown who teaches you how to spin-off toilet paper with your teeth.

Then you have to Catch the Clown

 

[RangerX]

First time users should have to read agree every page of the manual and answer a 120 questions form at the end to be able to use GMS.

*rolleyes*

 

[roytheshort]

First time users should have to read agree every page of the manual and answer a 120 questions form at the end to be able to use GMS.

*rolleyes*

Hey, this topic is for bad ideas.

 

[b∩bo]

New export module: Those fancy self driving Google cars. Reprogram all the driving algorithms, but with GML. What could go wrong?

 

[Yokcos]

You can only export to self-driving cars if you're running GM on a washing machine.

 

[amusudan]

Why can't use GM:S on consoles yet???

 

[Mors]

Drag and Drop is really limited and no one uses it to make complex games. To make Drag and Drop useful again Yoyo should add every single function as an action.

 

[Yokcos]

Yoyo should Game Mexit the Playtech Union.

Wait, was this for good ideas or bad?

 

[johnwo]

GameMaker: Studio should come with a breathalyzer-dongle...
Would cut my available dev-time in half...

 

[Yokcos]

Game Maker should be renamed 'Game Maker For Beginners'

 

[amusudan]

Game making made easy

 

[roytheshort]

Game Maker should make a piece of software called Human Maker.

 

[Braffolk]

Combine with unity.

 

[Shadow Gamer]

Configure GM:S to only run on 2005 Dell Laptops.

 

[roytheshort]

Make Dadio in charge of everything, even his own life.

 

[Misty]

I believe we have no choice but to bring back the YYG Sandbox, it is a source of never ending nostalgia for me and I can't bear to see her go.

 

[greyzeb]

GMS should include a theme editor.

(a maybe bad idea)

 

[Humphrey M]

Documentation only available in washing machine font

https://www.myfonts.com/fonts/studiocharlie/washing-machine/

 

[Greenhawk]

Partner with Phantom Fireworks

 

[Jaqueta]

GMS Studio should be an exclusive tool for consoles only.