YoYo Games should release a rubber duck brand called "YoYo Ducks™" who also have a rope in them so they can be used as actual YoYo's too in the bath. But this product drives YoYoGames to bankrupcy after multiple trials involving incidents of children strangled in the ropes. Ending support for Game Maker™ for eternity, and Construct and RPG Maker take over the market.
Oh yes, the rubber ducks come in green and grey colours.
To be honest I always thought the actual suggestion of a Linux port for GameMaker was a pretty terrible idea. It'll just slow down development overall, just to satisfy the 3 people who asked for it that are going through an "I never needed Windows even though all of my software depends on it" phase.