Forum Game Terrible suggestions

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by amusudan, Jun 20, 2016.

  1. Changgi

    Changgi Member

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    Make GM handle 3000 pokamen
     
  2. Wraithious

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    Gm:s should play a sound everytime you type a semicolon
     
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  3. Cantavanda

    Cantavanda 〜Flower Prince〜

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    YoYoGames should release Game Maker 8 Remastered HD Edition, which is the same program, but just with a GM:S dark skin.
     
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  4. SyntheticStorm9

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    They should release an update that adds a ten second countdown before each button you press to reduce probability of error.
     
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  5. amusudan

    amusudan Lousiest of Potatoes

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    GameMaker: Studio 2 Should REALLY have the ability to export to washing machines and potatoes though.
     
  6. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    Make Game Maker Studio 6 but just re-release Game Maker 6 and hope nobody notices.
     
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  7. SyntheticStorm9

    SyntheticStorm9 Member

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    Let us like our own posts.
     
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  8. fxokz

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    They should make passwords contain a uppercase letter, a symbol, a number and must be over an x amount of letters oh wait.....
     
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  9. YoYo should charge 15¢ per line of code.
     
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  10. Changgi

    Changgi Member

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    You are only able to code 20 lines per day. After the limit has been reached, wait 24 hours for the lines to renew. Or, pay 10 US dollars to renew them all instantly.
     
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  11. Yanevski

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    Change the licence from EULA to GPL version 3
    Upload GM:S source code on GitHub.
    Admit any contributions from community.
     
  12. Jabbers

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    As usual, your continued duty in representing these core beliefs is not without appreciation.
     
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  13. Cantavanda

    Cantavanda 〜Flower Prince〜

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    YoYo Games should release a rubber duck brand called "YoYo Ducks™" who also have a rope in them so they can be used as actual YoYo's too in the bath. But this product drives YoYoGames to bankrupcy after multiple trials involving incidents of children strangled in the ropes. Ending support for Game Maker™ for eternity, and Construct and RPG Maker take over the market.

    Oh yes, the rubber ducks come in green and grey colours.
     
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  14. Surgeon_

    Surgeon_ Symbian Curator

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    Build and compile each new version of GameMaker in the current version of GameMaker.
     
  15. Yacob

    Yacob Guest

    To change how variables are referred to. again.
     
  16. Jaqueta

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    GameMaker should not be able to compile 64-bits executables on Windows.


    Oh wait.....
     
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  17. Shawn Basnett

    Shawn Basnett Discount Dev

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    Gamemaker should have a Philips CD-I export module.
     
  18. IndianaBones

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    Each copy of GameMaker should come with a free washing machine, or, if you desire, a potato.
     
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  19. Wraithious

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    Haha I just made a gmz of that for fun download it here: semi2.png
    unfortunately it doesn't work if the game loses focus :(
     
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  20. Jabbers

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    But this is meant to be for terrible suggestions! Why do you toy with my emotions like this?
     
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  21. johnwo

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    "GM: Studio, now with full Trump support."
     
  22. Xer0botXer0

    Xer0botXer0 Member

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    GMS already supports Trump..

    instance_create(mexican_boarder.x,mexican_boarder.y, obj_trumps_wall);
    national_treasury -= 14000000000;
    free_abortion = 0;
    obama_care = 0;
     
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  23. kuroyuki4

    kuroyuki4 Guest

    Game Maker should come with a meme generator.
     
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  24. Jabbers

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    To be honest I always thought the actual suggestion of a Linux port for GameMaker was a pretty terrible idea. It'll just slow down development overall, just to satisfy the 3 people who asked for it that are going through an "I never needed Windows even though all of my software depends on it" phase.

    YES I SAID IT.
     
  25. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    The title doesn't say "Amazing suggestions"
     
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  26. Freddy Jones

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    I'm sick of typing my games, every bit of interaction in game maker should only be performed using "Voice to Text"
     
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  27. Wraithious

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    Attempting to set gamepadcount to 12,000
     
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  28. IndianaBones

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    Disable all 2D functions as 2D is too retro and a thing of the past. Only allow d3d_ functions. For everything.
     
  29. Freddy Jones

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    Braille mode. Except it's through non-braille supported displays.
     
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