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  1. amusudan

    amusudan Lousiest of Potatoes

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    Name a terrible suggestion for GameMaker.

    I'll start!

    Old but gold: GameMaker: Studio should be able to compile to washingmachines.
     
    amusudan, Jun 20, 2016
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  2. 2Create

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    Washing machines should be able to export to Game Maker: Studio.
     
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  3. Laura

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    Game Washer: Studio should be able to run on Maker Machines
     
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  4. 2Create

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    Machine Makers should want to play Washer Studio: The Game.
     
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  5. amusudan

    amusudan Lousiest of Potatoes

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    Hehe, this is unexpected.
     
    amusudan, Jun 20, 2016
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  6. Yokcos

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    Yoyo should let us make a game out of washing machines
     
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  7. 2Create

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    Washing machines should let us run YoYo Games.
     
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  8. NoobsWeStand

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    I want my potato export option
     
    NoobsWeStand, Jun 20, 2016
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  9. Laura

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    Just throw a potato into the dryer, it'll work itself out
     
    Laura, Jun 20, 2016
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  10. Kousenai

    Kousenai Furry Flaebae

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    :potato:
     
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  11. amusudan

    amusudan Lousiest of Potatoes

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    Hmmm, this is not what I had in mind when creating this discussion. But you're all making me laugh, so continue.
     
    amusudan, Jun 20, 2016
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  12. 2Create

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    You mean drag and drop it into the washing machine.
     
    2Create, Jun 20, 2016
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  13. Kepons

    Kepons Lost The Bet

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    Drag and drop should be the only way of making games, GML should be removed completely.
     
    Kepons, Jun 20, 2016
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  14. GVmG

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    Even better, drag and drop icons should all be the same one: the old red ball with a hammer GameMaker logo.
     
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  15. amusudan

    amusudan Lousiest of Potatoes

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    The D&D tools should be shuffled when starting GML.

    "A true challenge"
     
    amusudan, Jun 20, 2016
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  16. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    Bring back the GM8 smiley but make it like this:
    [​IMG]    ​
     
    roytheshort, Jun 20, 2016
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  17. amusudan

    amusudan Lousiest of Potatoes

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    Make it flash in all the colours of the rainbow and we're in business.
     
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  18. Otyugra

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    Yoyo games should make their own brand of washing machine that has Studio built in.
     
    Otyugra, Jun 21, 2016
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  19. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    What am I doing with my life?

    [​IMG]     ​
     
    roytheshort, Jun 21, 2016
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  20. True Valhalla

    True Valhalla Full-Time Developer GMC Elder

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    YoYo Games should sell out to an international gambling company.
     
    True Valhalla, Jun 21, 2016
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  21. ShaunJS

    ShaunJS Just Another Dev GMC Elder

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    hohoho
     
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    True Valhalla Full-Time Developer GMC Elder

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  23. amusudan

    amusudan Lousiest of Potatoes

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    Something amazing, you've reached a higher state of consiousness just by making that gif.
     
    amusudan, Jun 21, 2016
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    yoyo games should shut down the authentication server to stop spam accounts..
     
    Roa, Jun 21, 2016
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  25. amusudan

    amusudan Lousiest of Potatoes

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    YoYo Games should make GameMaker: Studio more user-friendly for washing machines
     
    amusudan, Jun 21, 2016
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  26. johnwo

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    Every 3th copy of GameMaker: Studio Pro should come bundled with an obligatory 2-year subscription to "Sport Fishing Magazine".
     
    johnwo, Jun 21, 2016
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  27. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    An ADULT version of Game Maker Studio.
     
    roytheshort, Jun 21, 2016
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  28. Aura

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    Upon startup, GameMaker should call a clown who teaches you how to spin-off toilet paper with your teeth.
     
    Aura, Jun 23, 2016
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  29. amusudan

    amusudan Lousiest of Potatoes

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    Please, eleborate.
     
    amusudan, Jun 23, 2016
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  30. Aura

    Aura Guest

    One that tells Johny where babies come from.
     
    Aura, Jun 23, 2016
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  31. Acr515

    Acr515 Member GMCJam Champ

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    Then you have to Catch the Clown
     
    Acr515, Jun 23, 2016
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  32. RangerX

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    First time users should have to read agree every page of the manual and answer a 120 questions form at the end to be able to use GMS.

    *rolleyes* :p
     
    RangerX, Jun 23, 2016
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  33. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    Hey, this topic is for bad ideas.
     
    roytheshort, Jun 23, 2016
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  34. b∩bo

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    New export module: Those fancy self driving Google cars. Reprogram all the driving algorithms, but with GML. What could go wrong?
     
    b∩bo, Jun 24, 2016
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  35. Yokcos

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    You can only export to self-driving cars if you're running GM on a washing machine.
     
    Yokcos, Jun 24, 2016
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  36. amusudan

    amusudan Lousiest of Potatoes

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    Why can't use GM:S on consoles yet???
     
    amusudan, Jun 24, 2016
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  37. Mors

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    Drag and Drop is really limited and no one uses it to make complex games. To make Drag and Drop useful again Yoyo should add every single function as an action.
     
    Mors, Jun 24, 2016
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  38. Yokcos

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    Yoyo should Game Mexit the Playtech Union.

    Wait, was this for good ideas or bad?
     
    Yokcos, Jun 24, 2016
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  39. johnwo

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    GameMaker: Studio should come with a breathalyzer-dongle...
    Would cut my available dev-time in half...
     
    johnwo, Jun 24, 2016
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  40. Yokcos

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    Game Maker should be renamed 'Game Maker For Beginners'
     
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  41. amusudan

    amusudan Lousiest of Potatoes

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    Game making made easy
     
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  42. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    Game Maker should make a piece of software called Human Maker.
     
    roytheshort, Jun 26, 2016
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  43. Braffolk

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    Combine with unity.
     
    Braffolk, Jun 26, 2016
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  44. Shadow Gamer

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    Configure GM:S to only run on 2005 Dell Laptops.
     
    Shadow Gamer, Jun 26, 2016
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  45. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    Make Dadio in charge of everything, even his own life.
     
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    I believe we have no choice but to bring back the YYG Sandbox, it is a source of never ending nostalgia for me and I can't bear to see her go.
     
    Misty, Jun 26, 2016
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  47. greyzeb

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    GMS should include a theme editor.

    (a maybe bad idea)
     
    greyzeb, Jun 26, 2016
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    Humphrey M, Jun 26, 2016
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  49. Greenhawk

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    Partner with Phantom Fireworks
     
    Greenhawk, Jun 27, 2016
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  50. Jaqueta

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    GMS Studio should be an exclusive tool for consoles only.
     
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