Taco Sandwich Robots
amusudan's dead slightly evil twin stares at Roy from the pits of hell. Roy is now Petrified. Lukasmah ponders the finer points of slavery and recalls aloud that amusudan stole all of Roy's belongings, including Lukasmah.
Shawn uses his Level 2 Style skill to activate SCRAPYARD BEAUTIFICATION PRINCIPLE! The Metaspace Scrapyard is now absolutely beautiful. It's so beautiful that it never wants Shawn to leave, out of fear of being ugly again.
Roy, tired of amusudan's existence and shenanigans, pulls out a revolver and shoots amusudan. amusudan makes sure to very explicitly
not dodge the bullet. In his dying breath, amusudan cries out, "I shall not break your neck, Roy!" Hm... it seems amusu forget that his curse was fixed.
Two new player slots open, and Crispy Joe immediately claims one of them.
Players
* amusudan's slightly less evil twin (Dead)
* Lukasmah (Doubly Dead Flaming Robot Man Belonging to amusudan)
* Crispy Joe the Sandwich Shop Owner
* (None)
Demons
* Roy (Has -1 souls; Petrified for 999 turns)
* Cursed Sandwich
* Cursed Sandwich
* Cursed Sandwich
* Cursed Sandwich
* Sandwich Containing the Buyer's Corpse
* (None)
* (None)
Shop
* Cursed Sandwich (2 Cursed Sandwiches)
* Cursed Sandwich (The Buyer's Soul)
* Cursed Sandwich (The Buyer's Player Slot)
* Cursed Sandwich (The Buyer's Nonempty Inventory)
* Minotaur Cheese and Devil's Lettuce Sandwich (The Buyer's Left Arm)
* Minotaur Cheese and Devil's Lettuce Sandwich (1/2 * The Buyer's Left Arm)
* Sandwich Containing the Buyer's Corpse (A Time Machine)
* Slightly Mediocre Sandwich (
All of these things)
Non-Players
* amusudan (Level 22 in Spellcasting; Has a Hell Flaming BBQ Sandwich and a Very Cursed Don't Eat Cursed This Cursed Sandwich Cursed; Wanted for theft; Dead)
* amusudan's evil twin (Dead)
* Slightly Mediocre Sandwich
* (None)
* (None)
* (None)
* (None)
* (None)
* (None)
Metaspace Scrapyard
* Shawn Basnett / COWN (Level 2 in Style; Has Broken Backpack and infinite stream of potential Minotaur Cheese & Devil's Lettuce Sandwiches)
* Lots of beauty