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Discussion Sjw movies done right...

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Misty

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A lot of people are mad at sjws for making bad movies and ruining good franchises (like Star Wars or Ghostbusters for instance.) But I want to put an end to the hate, by giving you all a brand, spankin' new SJW idea that will knock everyone's socks off...

I was playing Heroes of the Storm the other day, realizing something in the menus....That Tracer. Is. James Bond 007. And that Tracer as 007 would be the perfect SJW film that is awesome.

Quite frankly I am getting bored of the 007 films and game franchises, they are getting rather stale. I miss the olden days of James Bond when it was more light-hearted. I think this movie is exactly what we need to breathe new life into the series. The story would be James Bond is bored of his life as a straight white male. And beginning to question his reality (like questioning the realms of the Matrix.) And he says why do I fight, getting questioning about the reality. Realizing this doubt, M16 sends him on a mission to infiltrate some kind of order where only female assassins are allowed. And he is given a sex-change to infiltrate the Order. And is the same as Tracer. But in the latter half of the movie, there is a twist. That he wants to stay as Tracer, realizing it is his destiny and makes him feel right.

Just imagine how good and amazing this movie would be. Even listening to Bond music in the background to make it legit. I bet the people who made the new Star Wars weren't even listenining to Star Wars music while they were planning the movie. Some of the people who naysay will say my Bond film will be a fail like Star Wars. But let me explain how it won't be.

James Bond films have had a good run. There are over 50 films. So they need a change of spice. Star Wars was different. There were only 3 solid Star Wars films. So changing the formula of it was unneeded and unneccessary. Star Wars did not need to get SJWified, there was only 3 films to stand on. The other thing is, this movie is going to be more serious than Casino Royale. You cannot get any more goofy than David Niven. Disney also SJWified Sherlock Holmes in the 60's and made them gay. But noone took it seriously because David Niven was in it. This movie will also be more serious because....David Niven is not going to be in it obviously.

Now look at this pic...look how awesome its going to be. Exactly what the franchise needs, the opposite of Activision making boring and safe games. 007 is not about being boring and safe. It is about being edgy. And this is why my copyright control thread was about, right now I have an amazing artistic vision. I also want to put music from the original Goldeneye 64 as part of my grand artistic vision. And just think about amazing this will be. Even there may be a spin off game as good as Goldeneye 64.


And imagine this...playing in the background of one of the scenes...


I don't know how to create a poll, but how many of you would be in favor of this movie?
 
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Misty

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Adrien Dittrick said:
I didn't even know you could play Tracer in Heroes of the storm.
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You can.

And for the rest of you...thankyou for showering me with applause.

Sadly, this movie will never be made...not until we can remove the "copyright control of society" and finally allow the creative spirit to be free.
 
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Misty

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Ninety said:
Those copyright holders really don't have the Japan mindset huh?
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Sadly...even they are not fully enlightened yet. The world is still held within the deep confines of the egoistic mentality.

I think Nintendo had the right idea for not suing the pants off of Soulja boy. That being said, I don't support Soulja boy's blatant disregard for copyright law.

Soulja boy has no talent and put no effort into making a console of his own. I believe copyright should be enforced. Except of course if you are a true and grand visionary artist. I think if you truly make your own console, and put custom made mario fan games it should be allowed, as long as you donate some money to Nintendo afterwards also. Soulja boy was not a visionary and he didn't make any fan games, just emulated roms, which I don't think he should be allowed to make money on.
 
Gradius

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Misty said:
A lot of people are mad at sjws for making bad movies and ruining good franchises (like Star Wars or Ghostbusters for instance.)
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I don't think Star Wars was ruined by Rey having boobs or by Laura Dern having a purple rinse. Disney mismanaging the franchise and pushing out half-baked movies, perhaps.

Ghostbusters is having a new movie made in the original canon. Again, not ruined.
 
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Misty

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Gradius said:
I don't think Star Wars was ruined by Rey having boobs or by Laura Dern having a purple rinse. Disney mismanaging the franchise and pushing out half-baked movies, perhaps.

Ghostbusters is having a new movie made in the original canon. Again, not ruined.
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SJWs ruined ghostbusters and star wars.

My thread has demonstrated that its more than possible to have a female lead in a good movie. Samus for instance, I've always wanted to make it happen.

The reason why it is like it is, is because for sjws its not about ideas about creativity. Its about politics first. And putting as much politics as possible. They dont have a creative bone in their body. They don't even understand the rules of physics or how hyperspace has to happen.

I think the reason why it is is, they way they dominate it. Like a funnel. Like everyone has to obey the same views. So the people that rise to the top tend not to be creative. The experts at the top are experts at conforming. Creative types are the opposite of that. And so the sjw movies tend to be ran by control freaks. This is a fact. Mark Hamill didn't get even a say in the movie at all. He had to obey the people in charge.

The mindset is different. A creative person has an idea that randomly pops in their head. They say "Suddenly woke up one morning with an idea...Im putting a female in a movie lets make it happen." The corporate tyrant is different. Their mindset is "How can we maximize profits while catering to the audience, while making it as politically correct as possible while interjecting as much sjw politics as possible also."
 
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Ninety said:
It's frickin' Star Wars. I suppose sound in space and ships having downward gravity are fine by you?
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Sound in space is in all sci-fi. Sci-fi is never about absolute realism. But what Rian Johnson did is make the physics of the universe inconsistent according to it's own physics.

Take for instance Mario. The original Mario had realistic physics. Fighting donkey kong. And if you fell more than 10 feet you took fall damage. You couldn't jump very high either. Mario was based on real life.

Then they made Super Mario. Notice how the name changed to Super Mario to indicate he had super powers. Now he can jump high and not take fall damage. And eat mushrooms. They were conscious they were changing the physics of the universe. The developers of Mario were self-aware.

Not so with Rian Johnson. The name is not Super Star Wars. But he changed it to Super Star Wars. Leai flying through space. Rey being a Mary Sue who can lift entire boulders with no training. Ships suddenly being able to hyperspace kamikaze and destroy capital ships.... Making the entire death star pointless because all you'd need to destroy capital ships is just going through hyperspace using a drone ship.

Even the basic physics of Star Wars are now ruined... Apparently you can hyperspace INTO an atmosphere (couldn't hyperspace into atmosphere in Old Star Wars...) Which makes the death star even more pointless...obviously the best way to blow up a planet with the New Physics is merely sending a drone plane in hyperspace through a planet...

Also that scene where they are shooting green orbs at the rebel ships...The green orbs had gravity, apparently...apparently the rebels ships were so massive they generated their own gravitational field...it was mind numbing to watch, like a blatant disregard for actual physics... it was like those youtube fan films made by little kids, except with the production budget of a fan film, it was like a manchild decided to make a film...

The original films were catering to serious engineering types... the atmosphere was like 70's technical computers and engineering...it was a gritty show meant for engineering demographics... Big suprise Disney ruins it and caters it to watered down kiddie entertainment. They turned it into macho monday night football instead of a serious Shakesperian film. That scene with Finn using a lightsabre to fight that Stormtrooper with an electric staff...so juvenile and Monday Night Football-y. What's next? Random Doritos advertisements throughout the movie? Pop music, Family Fun music, in the end credits? I want them to do it. Spam Doritos and Mountain Dew. Just so finally it will not be viewed as canon anymore. When Mark Hamill milked that alien it shouldn't have been milk. But instead, green mountain dew, would have made more sense. I call him Mark Hamill because whoever that character it was he was portraying, it wasn't Luke Skywalker. He might as well have put on a purple suit and lipstick and been the Joker again because at least that way the movie would have been a better movie. Because as soon as I saw that Disney label I knew what I was going to be getting was not going to be Star Wars.

Action movies aren't about absolute realism. Its just about a feeling of being realistic. In those movies the actors shoot blanks. So they can go full auto and not get hearing damage. In real life people can't just go around shooting machine guns without ear protection. So obviously the gun fights aren't that realistic in most action movies. But there's a difference between that and Family Fun movie. Where in a Family Fun movies the hero gets shot 9 times. But then Mary Sue casts a spell and magically heals him to life and he's back to normal. Star Wars was never a Family Fun movie like that. People could never just fly through space casually like Super Man. In old star wars, if you fall in lava...you fall in lava, you're gollum. New star wars they will probably make a scene of someone falling in lava. But come out perfectly unscathed due to some force bubble. Wouldn't even be surprised at this point.

....because he's an actor.... that's how movies work....
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That isn't how movies work actually. Most great movies had a lot of improv scenes and the actors had influence on the director. Indiana Jones shooting the swordsman was unscripted. And Heath Ledger basically had free reign on how he wanted to portray the Joker, he was basically just told hey, do whatever you want.

But now we have control freaks like Rian Johnson, like little dictators who want everyone to obey their childish prepubescent visions of how movies should be. It's like if Kim Jung 2 made a movie...its gonna suck.
 
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RichHopefulComposer

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Siolfor the Jackal said:
I just want to point out that the Indianna Jones scene mentioned, the improv wasn't because Harrison Ford was such a genius improv actor or anything, he was constipated and didn't want to shoot a lengthy fight scene...
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I mean... most actors would've just done the normal scene while feeling sick. "I really need to poop, let me just create one of cinema's most iconic scenes to get to the bathroom faster" arguably could qualify him as a genius improv actor, hahah. He apparently had a lot of input in how the original Star Wars trilogy went, too.
 
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