Getting coal for xmas doesn't bother me none. I like coal. It keeps you warm, cooks your food, and becomes diamonds (somehow.) Thank you so much. <3Here it is.
Fun Fact: In Gwindor Online (an MMORPG that almost was) players could help an NPC deliver presents (as a daily quest - all month long.) In exchange: You'd have presents delivered to you, too! If you didn't do your part, you'd receive an mailbox full of coal at the end of the month. Consequently: This would wreck the server's mining economy in the following month. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯