Incoming call from Mr. X... "Welcome to a post-apocalyptic world, stranger. State your name, profession, and three starter items. Let's get ready for an RPG. To play, list any reasonable action." Mr. X Survival Guide Items: Pet Dog, Revolver, Survival Guide "You find yourself in a Junkyard filled with... well, junk. To the North there is a rusty old shack that looks uninhabited. To the South is a blocked-up path that looks pretty dangerous. To the West and East all that meets your eye is a vast horizon of scrap metal."