Design Puns in the oven.

[graviax]

I'm currently working on an action game where you play a bunch of fat redneck trucker.
As english isn't my native language I don't really know puns and other wordplay, I can understand one but I have difficulty in making one.

I could make the game in my native language but making a game just for people of my own country is a little sad.

So I'm asking you to help me by posting your favourites redneck truckers puns (don't be too offensive though)
to be used as menu or options.

 

[Yal]

Most countries seem to have a set of puns about some neighbour they're in a love-hate relationship with (Sweden and Norway, USA and Canada and so on). You should be able to just translate those and change the demographics to match your game.

Also, references to Elvis Presley.

 

[Aura]

This might help:

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Pun

 

[graviax]

This might help:

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Pun

thanks
I wouldn't even believe that such a thing has ever existed

 

[Aura]

That was the first result of a quick Google search. There are hundreds of guides on how to pun and hundreds of lists of the funniest and most famous puns on the Internet. Puns are really common these days after all. ^^"

http://www.google.com/search?q=How+to+pun&btnG=Search

 

[chance]

I'm currently working on an action game where you play a bunch of fat redneck trucker.

Making a truck driving game could be a very moving experience. But if your project crashes, you'll need a backup plan. (groan)

 

[graviax]

Making a truck driving game could be a very moving experience. But if your project crashes, you'll need a backup plan. (groan)

this guy gets it

 

[Cat]

I've found that the most important part of a pun is... the delivery.

 

[roytheshort]

I've found that the most important part of a pun is... the delivery.

You stole the rare username "Cat" and you make that joke?

 

[Yal]

You stole the rare username "Cat" and you make that joke?

Yeah, I'd expected at least a lolcat. Cat pls r___r