Forum Game Pass the Bomb!

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  1. amusudan

    amusudan Lousiest of Potatoes

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    *Catches bomb, cuddles with bomb.*
     
  2. Laura

    Laura Member

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    *grabs bomb, and attempts to defuse it*
     
  3. amusudan

    amusudan Lousiest of Potatoes

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    Hey, that was my bomb! *Steal bomb and make little bomb clothes for it*
     
  4. Destroy

    Destroy Member

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    What is that thing peeping cutely here? Give it to me! *freezes amusudan and takes the bomb for himself, hugging it and listening to its peeping*
     
  5. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    Freezing people is illegal, you go to... uh... jail. Your roommate is very attractive though so you also go on a date.

    Deaths:

    Bluetail7: 1
    Laura: 1
    Destroy: 2
    Kepons: 0

    Gods:
    Laura: 1
    Bluetail: 1
    Roytheshort: 0.5

    Embarrassment:
    Laura: 1
    Kepons: 1

    Went on a Date:
    Kepons: 1.5
    Destroy: 1

    Went to Jail:
    Laura: 1
    Destroy: 1

    -_-_-

    Merchant of Death:
    "Hello there, I am a merchant! What're you buyin'?"

    1 Death: Flowers
    2 Deaths: An Egg

    Inventories:
    Kepons: 1 Egg

    -_-_-

    Current Gods:
    Bluetail: 1
    Roytheshort: 0.5
     
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  6. Bluetail7

    Bluetail7 Member

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    and suddenly BOOM! he's dead!

    Deaths:
    Bluetail7: 1
    Laura: 1
    Destroy: 3
    Kepons: 0

    Gods:
    Laura: 1
    Bluetail: 1
    Roytheshort: 0.5

    Embarrassment:
    Laura: 1
    Kepons: 1

    Went on a Date:
    Kepons: 1.5
    Destroy: 1

    Went to Jail:
    Laura: 1
    Destroy: 1

    -_-_-

    Merchant of Death:
    "Hello there, I am a merchant! What're you buyin'?"

    1 Death: Flowers
    2 Deaths: An Egg

    Inventories:
    Kepons: 1 Egg

    -_-_-

    Current Gods:
    Bluetail: 1
    Roytheshort: 0.5
     
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  7. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    ...and dying on a date is bad form. This is VERY embarrassing.

    Deaths:

    Bluetail7: 1
    Laura: 1
    Destroy: 3
    Kepons: 0

    Gods:
    Laura: 1
    Bluetail: 1
    Roytheshort: 0.5

    Embarrassment:
    Laura: 1
    Kepons: 1
    Destroy: 1

    Went on a Date:
    Kepons: 1.5
    Destroy: 1

    Went to Jail:
    Laura: 1
    Destroy: 1

    -_-_-

    Merchant of Death:
    "Hello there, I am a merchant! What're you buyin'?"

    1 Death: Flowers
    2 Deaths: An Egg

    Inventories:
    Kepons: 1 Egg

    -_-_-

    Current Gods:
    Bluetail: 1
    Roytheshort: 0.5
     
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  8. Destroy

    Destroy Member

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    *rematerialises outside the jail and grabs another bomb* Meh, this one doesn't peep... *passes it further*
     
  9. amusudan

    amusudan Lousiest of Potatoes

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    I grab and hold onto he bomb, I want it to blow up in my hands, I want to feel the sweet burn when it finally goes boom.
     
  10. Destroy

    Destroy Member

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    AMUSUDAN THIS IS NOT A TOY! *forcefully takes away the bomb and throws it somewhere*
     
  11. Kousenai

    Kousenai Furry Flaebae

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    EDIT: ninja'd don't mind me >->
     
  12. Bluetail7

    Bluetail7 Member

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    BOOM! and another one on the list!

    also shame on you!

    Deaths:
    Bluetail7: 1
    Laura: 1
    Destroy: 3
    Kepons: 0
    Kousenai: 1

    Gods:
    Laura: 1
    Bluetail: 1
    Roytheshort: 0.5

    Embarrassment:
    Laura: 1
    Kepons: 1
    Destroy: 1
    Kousenai: 1

    Went on a Date:
    Kepons: 1.5
    Destroy: 1

    Went to Jail:
    Laura: 1
    Destroy: 1

    -_-_-

    Merchant of Death:
    "Hello there, I am a merchant! What're you buyin'?"

    1 Death: Flowers
    2 Deaths: An Egg

    Inventories:
    Kepons: 1 Egg

    -_-_-

    Current Gods:
    Bluetail: 1
    Roytheshort: 0.5
     
  13. amusudan

    amusudan Lousiest of Potatoes

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    *Runs after bombs and picks it up again*

    Just let me die
     
  14. Kousenai

    Kousenai Furry Flaebae

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    What even I was ninja'd why did I die and become embarrassed even what why
    *quickly regains composure and realises amusudan has the bomb*
    *grabs the bomb and runs away with it*
     
  15. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    That's stealing! You go to jail!

    Deaths:

    Bluetail7: 1
    Laura: 1
    Destroy: 3
    Kepons: 0
    Kousenai: 1

    Gods:
    Laura: 1
    Bluetail: 1
    Roytheshort: 0.5

    Embarrassment:
    Laura: 1
    Kepons: 1
    Destroy: 1
    Kousenai: 1

    Went on a Date:
    Kepons: 1.5
    Destroy: 1

    Went to Jail:
    Laura: 1
    Destroy: 1
    Kousenai: 1

    -_-_-

    Merchant of Death:
    "Hello there, I am a merchant! What're you buyin'?"

    1 Death: Flowers
    2 Deaths: An Egg

    Inventories:
    Kepons: 1 Egg

    -_-_-

    Current Gods:
    Bluetail: 1
    Roytheshort: 0.5
     
  16. amusudan

    amusudan Lousiest of Potatoes

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    *Roy returns the bomb to me*
     
  17. Kousenai

    Kousenai Furry Flaebae

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    Dictating others' actions is generally taboo, btw.
    (Also if no one steals the bomb from this low poly penguin nobody's gonna get it)
     
  18. amusudan

    amusudan Lousiest of Potatoes

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    Ssssh, low poly penguin always gets what he wants.
     
  19. Destroy

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    *phaseshifts the bomb into his hands and caresses it* Good bomb, good... Let's not blow up, oki? *huggle*
     
  20. amusudan

    amusudan Lousiest of Potatoes

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    What is a huggle?
     
  21. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    BOOM
    BOOM


    You ninja'd him and I accidentally killed you! You fool!

    Deaths:

    Bluetail7: 1
    Laura: 1
    Destroy: 3
    Kepons: 0
    Kousenai: 1
    amusudan: 1

    Gods:
    Laura: 1
    Bluetail: 1
    Roytheshort: 0.5

    Embarrassment:
    Laura: 1
    Kepons: 1
    Destroy: 1
    Kousenai: 1

    Went on a Date:
    Kepons: 1.5
    Destroy: 1

    Went to Jail:
    Laura: 1
    Destroy: 1
    Kousenai: 1

    -_-_-

    Merchant of Death:
    "Hello there, I am a merchant! What're you buyin'?"

    1 Death: Flowers
    2 Deaths: An Egg

    Inventories:
    Kepons: 1 Egg

    -_-_-

    Current Gods:
    Bluetail: 1
    Roytheshort: 0.5
     
  22. amusudan

    amusudan Lousiest of Potatoes

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    So, because I want to blow up, you won't let me? :<

    *buy new bomb at walmart*
     
  23. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    I just killed you! You died! Now you just died again!

    DOUBLE EXPLOSION

    Deaths:
    Bluetail7: 1
    Laura: 1
    Destroy: 3
    Kepons: 0
    Kousenai: 1
    amusudan: 2

    Gods:
    Laura: 1
    Bluetail: 1
    Roytheshort: 0.5

    Embarrassment:
    Laura: 1
    Kepons: 1
    Destroy: 1
    Kousenai: 1

    Went on a Date:
    Kepons: 1.5
    Destroy: 1

    Went to Jail:
    Laura: 1
    Destroy: 1
    Kousenai: 1

    -_-_-

    Merchant of Death:
    "Hello there, I am a merchant! What're you buyin'?"

    1 Death: Flowers
    2 Deaths: An Egg

    Inventories:
    Kepons: 1 Egg

    -_-_-

    Current Gods:
    Bluetail: 1
    Roytheshort: 0.5
     
  24. Destroy

    Destroy Member

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    *rematerialises* Jesus... *steals Jesus and runs away* Keep your bombs I have an explosive Jesus!
     
  25. amusudan

    amusudan Lousiest of Potatoes

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    Thanks! I guess xD. I grab and throw the new bomb (jesus) towards some ducks, enough explosions for today!
     
  26. Bluetail7

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    The amount of explosions intensifies!

    BOOM!!
    Deaths:
    Bluetail7: 1
    Laura: 1
    Destroy: 3
    Kepons: 0
    Kousenai: 1
    amusudan: 3

    Gods:
    Laura: 1
    Bluetail: 1
    Roytheshort: 0.5

    Embarrassment:
    Laura: 1
    Kepons: 1
    Destroy: 1
    Kousenai: 1

    Went on a Date:
    Kepons: 1.5
    Destroy: 1

    Went to Jail:
    Laura: 1
    Destroy: 1
    Kousenai: 1

    -_-_-

    Merchant of Death:
    "Hello there, I am a merchant! What're you buyin'?"

    1 Death: Flowers
    2 Deaths: An Egg

    Inventories:
    Kepons: 1 Egg

    -_-_-

    Current Gods:
    Bluetail: 1
    Roytheshort: 0.5
     
  27. Destroy

    Destroy Member

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    *gets another bomb and passes it to his Jesus* Look, got you a toy!
     
  28. amusudan

    amusudan Lousiest of Potatoes

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    What about the ducks?
     
  29. Bluetail7

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    You ninja'd and died!

    Deaths:
    Bluetail7: 1
    Laura: 1
    Destroy: 3
    Kepons: 0
    Kousenai: 1
    amusudan: 4

    Gods:
    Laura: 1
    Bluetail: 1
    Roytheshort: 0.5

    Embarrassment:
    Laura: 1
    Kepons: 1
    Destroy: 1
    Kousenai: 1

    Went on a Date:
    Kepons: 1.5
    Destroy: 1

    Went to Jail:
    Laura: 1
    Destroy: 1
    Kousenai: 1

    -_-_-

    Merchant of Death:
    "Hello there, I am a merchant! What're you buyin'?"

    1 Death: Flowers
    2 Deaths: An Egg

    Inventories:
    Kepons: 1 Egg

    -_-_-

    Current Gods:
    Bluetail: 1
    Roytheshort: 0.5
     
  30. Destroy

    Destroy Member

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    Oh wait, my Jesus exploded... *buys new Jesus and passes the bomb to this one*

    EDIT: NINJAS EVERYWHERE ;-;
     
  31. Bluetail7

    Bluetail7 Member

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    THE BOOOOMB!!

    Doesnt explode!

    lol
     
  32. amusudan

    amusudan Lousiest of Potatoes

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    I hope you explode next ;-;
     
  33. amusudan

    amusudan Lousiest of Potatoes

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    Teasing us like that ;-;
     
  34. Destroy

    Destroy Member

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    Selling a Jesus, he's got even a toy! Anyone interested?
     
  35. amusudan

    amusudan Lousiest of Potatoes

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    I'll buy it for one death
     
  36. Destroy

    Destroy Member

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    *passes the Jesus to amusudan* Roy or Blue please can you perform the transaction?
     
  37. amusudan

    amusudan Lousiest of Potatoes

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    *Furiously presses undo transaction button*

    THERE IS A HAIR IN MY JESUS
     
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  38. Destroy

    Destroy Member

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    *shaves his head* Is it better like this?
     
  39. amusudan

    amusudan Lousiest of Potatoes

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    ITS TOO LATE! THE DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE!
     
  40. Destroy

    Destroy Member

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    Okay keep your death, I'll keep my Jesus... Anyone else interested?
     
  41. Kousenai

    Kousenai Furry Flaebae

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    the furry rp is real *ahem* Destroy *ahem*
     
  42. amusudan

    amusudan Lousiest of Potatoes

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    Wait
    Who has the bomb? xD
     
  43. Destroy

    Destroy Member

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    Kousenai you know furries aren't people who enjoy shaving Jesus and hugging bombs?

    *passes the bombJesus further*
     
    Last edited: Jun 21, 2016
  44. Laura

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  45. amusudan

    amusudan Lousiest of Potatoes

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    pass-eroo
     
  46. Kousenai

    Kousenai Furry Flaebae

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    ...or are they? >o>
    EDIT: pass~
     
  47. Kepons

    Kepons Lost The Bet

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    I shall pass.
     
  48. Destroy

    Destroy Member

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    Photons Allow Superluminal Speeds
     
  49. Kousenai

    Kousenai Furry Flaebae

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    P.A.S.S. acronym: P = PULL the pin on the fire extinguisher. A = AIM the extinguisher nozzle at the base of the fire. S = SQUEEZE or press the handle. S = SWEEP from side to side until the fire appears to be out.
     
  50. amusudan

    amusudan Lousiest of Potatoes

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    *Passes bomb*
     

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