Forum Game Nerd Stories

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by matharoo, Feb 8, 2017.

  1. matharoo

    matharoo Udemy Instructor

    Joined:
    Jul 9, 2016
    Posts:
    918
    ^^\ With only 8 words to type, let's make... /^^
    ~NERD STORIES!~
    [​IMG]


    Rules:
    1) Type only 8 words for the story.
    2) You may not make another post if the last post or the second to last post was yours.
    3) No intentional grammatical errors.
    4) There's no ending! Keep it going!

    ┼~---+++---~┼
    «0-- I'll start! --0»
    ┼~---+++---~┼




    A boy, one day, turned his computer on

    ---------------------------------
    The whole story yet:
    A boy, one day, turned his computer on He then typed in google, "I like big nuns with nunchucks bouncing on a church rooftop before falling to their deaths" Then, his father passed away tragically. The day of his funeral, appeared on the screen. the boy was watching his father's funeral on his computer screen. He cried, then stood up, fell. And died. *The end :(*
    But then he magically teleported to the moon landed on the dusty surface and began to suffocate because there wasn't any oxygen there. Then Aerith came back from the dead and Sephiroth, Cloud and the rest of the gang all started fighting on the moon. Suddenly, a machine monster made out of potatoes appeared. But, no matter. His power level was over 9000 To their surprise, his level was approximately 9001. They ate all its potatoes but they died. The day after the father's funeral, his wife found another guy with a lot of money and gave birth to a potato named Spudly. Spudly turned out to be the greatest programmer but he found out that he has cancer and getting cured wasn't like on Star Trek but thankfully there was a cure. It involved believing in an invisible, omnipotent and merciful being.

    I'm not updating it any more.
     
    Last edited: Feb 10, 2017
    Tthecreator likes this.
  2. Rivo

    Rivo 7014

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2016
    Posts:
    205
    He then typed in google, "I like big...
     
    Last edited: Feb 8, 2017
  3. Ehsan

    Ehsan Pirates vs Clones

    Joined:
    Jun 20, 2016
    Posts:
    38
    ....nuns with nunchucks bouncing on a church rooftop[quote not closed yet]...
     
  4. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

    Joined:
    Jun 20, 2016
    Posts:
    72
    ...before falling to their deaths" Then, his father...
     
  5. Cantavanda

    Cantavanda 〜Flower Prince〜

    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2016
    Posts:
    70
    passed away tragically. The day of his funeral,
     
  6. JacPete

    JacPete Member

    Joined:
    Aug 24, 2016
    Posts:
    264
    ..appeared on the screen. the boy was..
     
  7. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

    Joined:
    Jun 20, 2016
    Posts:
    72
    watching his father's funeral on his computer screen.
     
  8. Rivo

    Rivo 7014

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2016
    Posts:
    205
    He cried, then stood up, fell. And died. *The end :(*
     
  9. matharoo

    matharoo Udemy Instructor

    Joined:
    Jul 9, 2016
    Posts:
    918
    But then he magically teleported to the moon
     
  10. SilverSurfer1221

    SilverSurfer1221 Member

    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2016
    Posts:
    78
    landed on the dusty surface and began to ...
     
  11. Tthecreator

    Tthecreator Your Creator!

    Joined:
    Jun 20, 2016
    Posts:
    757
    suffocate because there wasn't any oxygen there. ....
     
  12. Alessio

    Alessio Member

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2016
    Posts:
    109
    ...Then Aerith came back from the dead and...
     
  13. Cantavanda

    Cantavanda 〜Flower Prince〜

    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2016
    Posts:
    70
    ...used Healing Wind to revive him, and teleported...

    EDIT: Ninja'd!

    Ok here's my new one:

    ...all started fighting on the moon. Suddenly, a...
     
    Alisa likes this.
  14. matharoo

    matharoo Udemy Instructor

    Joined:
    Jul 9, 2016
    Posts:
    918
    machine monster made out of potatoes appeared. But,
     
  15. Rivo

    Rivo 7014

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2016
    Posts:
    205
    no matter. His power level was over 9000
     
    Last edited: Feb 9, 2017
  16. Shawn Basnett

    Shawn Basnett Discount Dev

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2017
    Posts:
    104
    To their surprise, his level was approximately 9001.
     
  17. matharoo

    matharoo Udemy Instructor

    Joined:
    Jul 9, 2016
    Posts:
    918
    They ate all its potatoes but they died
     
  18. Cantavanda

    Cantavanda 〜Flower Prince〜

    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2016
    Posts:
    70
    The day after the father's funeral, his wife
     
  19. Rivo

    Rivo 7014

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2016
    Posts:
    205
    found another guy with a lot of money
     
  20. SilverSurfer1221

    SilverSurfer1221 Member

    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2016
    Posts:
    78
    and gave birth to a potato named Spudly.
     
  21. matharoo

    matharoo Udemy Instructor

    Joined:
    Jul 9, 2016
    Posts:
    918
    Spudly turned out to be the greatest programmer
     
  22. Erdrickgr

    Erdrickgr Member

    Joined:
    Feb 4, 2017
    Posts:
    0
    and getting cured wasn't like on Star Trek
     
  23. Jabbers

    Jabbers Member

    Joined:
    Jun 21, 2016
    Posts:
    209
    but thankfully there was a cure. It involved
     
  24. Rivo

    Rivo 7014

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2016
    Posts:
    205
    but he didn't know how, so he died.
     
  25. matharoo

    matharoo Udemy Instructor

    Joined:
    Jul 9, 2016
    Posts:
    918
    Now to the story of a little dog
     
  26. Shawn Basnett

    Shawn Basnett Discount Dev

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2017
    Posts:
    104
    named Sniffle. Sniffle was a curious little pup.
     
  27. Rivo

    Rivo 7014

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2016
    Posts:
    205
    big bone, he choked and now he's dead.
     
  28. Shawn Basnett

    Shawn Basnett Discount Dev

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2017
    Posts:
    104
    Meanwhile, @Rivo7014 became tired of killing story characters.
     
    Jabbers, matharoo and Rivo like this.
  29. matharoo

    matharoo Udemy Instructor

    Joined:
    Jul 9, 2016
    Posts:
    918
    So tired that he killed himself with a
     
  30. Rivo

    Rivo 7014

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2016
    Posts:
    205
    soft pillow. Then became an omnipotent omniscient god.
     
  31. Erdrickgr

    Erdrickgr Member

    Joined:
    Feb 4, 2017
    Posts:
    0
    He then created a child, made mostly from
     
  32. matharoo

    matharoo Udemy Instructor

    Joined:
    Jul 9, 2016
    Posts:
    918
    the rocks people used to throw at him
     
  33. Cantavanda

    Cantavanda 〜Flower Prince〜

    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2016
    Posts:
    70
    and also potatoes and Cloud, the next day,
     
  34. Rivo

    Rivo 7014

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2016
    Posts:
    205
    the child died from a rare disease, but...
     
  35. Shawn Basnett

    Shawn Basnett Discount Dev

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2017
    Posts:
    104
    Rivo wouldn't allow it, Casting the child back,
     
  36. Erdrickgr

    Erdrickgr Member

    Joined:
    Feb 4, 2017
    Posts:
    0
    onto rocks, the body bursting into four parts
     
    Rivo likes this.
  37. Rivo

    Rivo 7014

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2016
    Posts:
    205
    Then rivo started a plague to punish the...
     
  38. Jabbers

    Jabbers Member

    Joined:
    Jun 21, 2016
    Posts:
    209
    The child was in fact his alter ego,
     
  39. Ethanicus

    Ethanicus Ethan L!

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2016
    Posts:
    230
    and Game Maker lived happily ever after. Until...

    EDITED: Wordz.
     
  40. Jabbers

    Jabbers Member

    Joined:
    Jun 21, 2016
    Posts:
    209
    From the ashes grew an ugly salamander called
     
  41. Rivo

    Rivo 7014

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2016
    Posts:
    205
    rivo, who liked to make stories about him
     
  42. Cantavanda

    Cantavanda 〜Flower Prince〜

    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2016
    Posts:
    70
    eating threethousand banana cornflake milk strawberries with a
     
  43. Erdrickgr

    Erdrickgr Member

    Joined:
    Feb 4, 2017
    Posts:
    0
    bitter seed of existential angst in each one
     
  44. Jabbers

    Jabbers Member

    Joined:
    Jun 21, 2016
    Posts:
    209
    , slowly collecting in the appendix of evil and
     
  45. hippyman

    hippyman Member

    Joined:
    Jun 20, 2016
    Posts:
    565
    , eating a pickle and wearing a duck hat.
     
  46. Jabbers

    Jabbers Member

    Joined:
    Jun 21, 2016
    Posts:
    209
    (btw the OP says you aren't meant to post until at least two others have, it stops you taking control of the story)

    golden trophy. There was an inscription which read:
     
  47. Erdrickgr

    Erdrickgr Member

    Joined:
    Feb 4, 2017
    Posts:
    0
    "You gave it the old college dropout try!"
     
  48. Rivo

    Rivo 7014

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2016
    Posts:
    205
    then rivo, the narcissistic salamander, asked him what
     
  49. Ethanicus

    Ethanicus Ethan L!

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2016
    Posts:
    230
    the frick frack snick snack was going on
     
  50. Xer0botXer0

    Xer0botXer0 Member

    Joined:
    Jun 29, 2016
    Posts:
    670
    A bad tumbleweed appeared in the scene..

    (please dont kill it)
    (enough characters with telling stories have died here.. lettuce expand on them!)
     

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice