Forum Game Jimmy wants to swim with the sharks (again)

Misu

The forum's immigrant
You are walking out from the market at the bay, finishing some errands for the day.
Suddenly, you saw your son, Jimmy, heading straight to the dock. You went up to him and he tells you that he is going to jump out into the ocean to swim with the sharks.

You cannot let him swim with the sharks. You must explain to him a reason why so he wont toss himself. Go!
 
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roytheshort

The Village Idiot
Am I the only one who would explain to Jimmy that he'd just f*cking die?
It's implied Jimmy is immortal, but not indestructible. He would be torn apart by the Sharks, ripped limb from limb. Until he is a living bag of flesh sitting on the ocean floor. He would gradually rot while the salt burns his entire body, all the time being fully aware of the situation he is in.

Days would pass, weeks, and then months. He would not die. He would be alone. He would be in pain. There would be no respite, no escape. Eventually his body would collapse to the point the only thing he would have left is his thoughts.

Given his thoughts are what drove him to swim with the sharks, can you even begin to imagine how terrifying that would be?
 

Misu

The forum's immigrant
It's implied Jimmy is immortal, but not indestructible. He would be torn apart by the Sharks, ripped limb from limb. Until he is a living bag of flesh sitting on the ocean floor. He would gradually rot while the salt burns his entire body, all the time being fully aware of the situation he is in.

Days would pass, weeks, and then months. He would not die. He would be alone. He would be in pain. There would be no respite, no escape. Eventually his body would collapse to the point the only thing he would have left is his thoughts.

Given his thoughts are what drove him to swim with the sharks, can you even begin to imagine how terrifying that would be?
Tell that to Jimmy. He will definitely stop going to swim with the sharks
 

Yokcos

Member
Poor Jimmy is just bored. I'll introduce him to the fulfulling hobby of getting covered in seal blood. Then he'll be too distracted to swim with the sharks!
 
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