Forum Game Jimmy wants to swim with the sharks (again)

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Misu, Jan 30, 2017.

  1. Misu

    Misu The forum's immigrant

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    You are walking out from the market at the bay, finishing some errands for the day.
    Suddenly, you saw your son, Jimmy, heading straight to the dock. You went up to him and he tells you that he is going to jump out into the ocean to swim with the sharks.

    You cannot let him swim with the sharks. You must explain to him a reason why so he wont toss himself. Go!
     
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  2. Yokcos

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    "Oh, alright then. Play safe, be back in time for dinner!"
     
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  3. Shawn Basnett

    Shawn Basnett Discount Dev

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    "Santa isn't real."

    "I mean Sharks"
     
  4. Misu

    Misu The forum's immigrant

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    I ate all the sharks.
     
  5. Shawn Basnett

    Shawn Basnett Discount Dev

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    That's a pond, son.
     
  6. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    You're a mistake, your mother and I never want to see you again.
     
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  7. Shawn Basnett

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    I felt a pang, almost like I've heard that before. Oh wait.
     
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  8. Yokcos

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    He can't swim with the sharks if you first make a knife swim in his back.
     
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  9. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    or make a gun bullet swim in his... brain.
     
  10. amusudan

    amusudan Lousiest of Potatoes

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    No Jimmy, you alen't allowed to swim with the shalks until aftel you've become a doctol
     
  11. Misu

    Misu The forum's immigrant

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    The sharks are Trump supporters.
     
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  12. Shawn Basnett

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    I'm a trump supporter.
     
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  13. Misu

    Misu The forum's immigrant

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    Sorry Jimmy. Shawn has built a wall around the bay.
     
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  14. Shawn Basnett

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    BeachWallDone.png
     
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  15. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    You went all this way for the Sharks, but the Sharks were inside you all along.
     
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  16. Misu

    Misu The forum's immigrant

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    And now... we have finally begun...

    [​IMG]
     
  17. Shawn Basnett

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    Sorry, son, there aren't any more sharks...

    MisuShark1.png
     
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  18. Rivo

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    Am I the only one who would explain to Jimmy that he'd just f*cking die?
     
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  19. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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    It's implied Jimmy is immortal, but not indestructible. He would be torn apart by the Sharks, ripped limb from limb. Until he is a living bag of flesh sitting on the ocean floor. He would gradually rot while the salt burns his entire body, all the time being fully aware of the situation he is in.

    Days would pass, weeks, and then months. He would not die. He would be alone. He would be in pain. There would be no respite, no escape. Eventually his body would collapse to the point the only thing he would have left is his thoughts.

    Given his thoughts are what drove him to swim with the sharks, can you even begin to imagine how terrifying that would be?
     
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  20. Misu

    Misu The forum's immigrant

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    Tell that to Jimmy. He will definitely stop going to swim with the sharks
     
  21. Yokcos

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    Poor Jimmy is just bored. I'll introduce him to the fulfulling hobby of getting covered in seal blood. Then he'll be too distracted to swim with the sharks!
     
  22. SyntheticStorm9

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    No jimmy, they might eat you.
     
  23. Changgi

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    You're gonna need a bigger boat.
     
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  24. Misu

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    [​IMG]
     
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  25. roytheshort

    roytheshort The Village Idiot

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  26. Misu

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