I need insult ideas, please share.

[Joe Ellis]

"Again? Really??"
"This is painful to watch"
"Well that was tragic.. Fancy another go?"
"You should've gone to specsavers"
"Do it the same, but don't suck"
"Player dies several times in a row"
"Guess we should've kept "Very Easy" mode"
"I'm tempted to tell you what the invincibility cheat is"
"Good effort! Try not to screw up this time *thumbsup*"
"Awww, you died. (Again)"
"Ughhhhhh"
"You're supposed to dodge the missiles"
"HA!"
"I'm having de ja vu"
"Maybe try playing the lottery instead"
"Woo that was close.. too close"
"I'm lost for words at this point..... "
"*sniff*sniff* What's that smell? Oh, failure.."

 

[Evanski]

*an Amazing game win screen with confetti and exciting music, credits roll*

"Oh, You died? That wasn't winning? Could have fooled me."

 

[HayManMarc]

• You're not very good at this, are you?
• Failed. You might have a career in government.
• You lost. Does it hurt? It hurts me.
• You're sucking the fun outta this game with all your sucking at this game.
• Hey, here's an idea: Try to win instead.
• You probably don't know where your keys are, either.... BECAUSE THEY'RE LOST, TOO!
• If you actually win, I won't know what to say.
• If I had a penny for every time you lost, I'd be RICH!!
• Maybe you should take up gardening. (Those poor plants.)
• The game might be easier if you take off those welding gloves. (You must be wearing welding gloves.)
• Try playing the game with your eyes OPEN.
• Trump called. He wants his FAILURE back.
• Nobody does it better. Except everyone.
• You can find the QUIT button on the menu screen. Maybe, you can.
• Bubbles are on sale at the dollar store. Go knock yourself out.
• Don't get mad, get better.
• Sorry, there isn't a tutorial for the tutorial.
• You remind me of my vacuum cleaner.
• That sucking sound you're hearing while you play... yeah, that's you.

 

[woods]

i have ran out of insults for you.. sorry!

 

[Thundermagnet]

Everyone please refer to the edit on the main post.

 

[ElectroMan]

The instructions are unclear... now we get to insult your game?

 

[Joe]

"You are the reason animals eat their young"
"Not only worthless but useless"
"You're a mistake"

No. Nevermind. They just get more sadistic, I'll stop.

 

[Toque]

Play again? Hold on I’m not done laughing.

How many guns can you see? Just testing your eye sight.

you can play one more time but then find someone else to play I’m getting bored.

Are you a person? Or is this a toaster player bot?

 

[Evanski]

EDIT:
No longer taking insults. Thanks to all who really let it out; my game now has 155 unique insults and is headed towards full release. Special shoutouts to those who gave new ideas on how to implement the insults, a few of those have been added. If anyone is interested, I have included a link to the trailer- I plan to release on Steam in a little over a month.