Good puns.

Gamebot

Member
Anybody have any good puns or computer jokes? Heres a bad one.

10 be or not 10 be. That is the binary question.

I know you can do better.
 
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Thunder Lion

Guest
If visible=0 {visble =1} else visible =0
*placed in create, step and alarm event
 
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Typhon

Guest
Wanna know something funny?

The wrong thing.

Wanna know why it wasn't funny?

I typed "the wrong thing".
 
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Guest User

Guest
You can't run GML over with your car, it is not the right engine.
 
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Smarty

Guest
We're probably rehashing what's found on the Internet, so let's make it real and keep it GM-related. I'll start:

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TheouAegis

Member
A woman walked into a medical clinic complaining of nausea, aches and pains, and exhaustion. When the doctor entered the office, he looked over her vitals, eyed the woman, and prodded her stomach for a minute. Finally he sat back and told her, "Ma'am, it would appear you are pregnant." The woman was flabbergasted. "That's impossible, doctor! I live in a nudist colony and we have a strict no-touching, hands-off policy." The doctor just shrugged and said, "Well then somebody there must be 💩💩💩💩-eyed."

Yeah, I got censored for that one...
 
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