Good puns.

Gamebot

Member
Anybody have any good puns or computer jokes? Heres a bad one.

10 be or not 10 be. That is the binary question.

I know you can do better.
 
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Thunder Lion

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Typhon

Member
Wanna know something funny?

The wrong thing.

Wanna know why it wasn't funny?

I typed "the wrong thing".
 
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Guest User

Guest
You can't run GML over with your car, it is not the right engine.
 

Smarty

Member
GMC Elder
We're probably rehashing what's found on the Internet, so let's make it real and keep it GM-related. I'll start:

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TheouAegis

Member
A woman walked into a medical clinic complaining of nausea, aches and pains, and exhaustion. When the doctor entered the office, he looked over her vitals, eyed the woman, and prodded her stomach for a minute. Finally he sat back and told her, "Ma'am, it would appear you are pregnant." The woman was flabbergasted. "That's impossible, doctor! I live in a nudist colony and we have a strict no-touching, hands-off policy." The doctor just shrugged and said, "Well then somebody there must be ****-eyed."

Yeah, I got censored for that one...
 
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