Design Funny Weapons in Zombie Apocalypse.

Emberex

Member
Let's say you are in a zombie apocalypse and you are in one of your rooms:

Living Room
Kitchen
Bedroom/s
Bathroom
Office/Reading den

What are some funny/silly items you could use to fight the zombies?

Does not have to be realistic.

A couple examples:

Realistic: Jar of cinnamon that causes coughing and wheezing.
Un-Realistic: Book that flies into the air and dives at the zombie.

Go!
 

Yal

🐧 *penguin noises*
GMC Elder
You should save yourself some time and just buy Dead Rising, then play through it and catalogue every weapon in the game.
 

DarthTenebris

Definitely not a Sith Lord
Silly ideas I can come up with off the top of my head:

Weirdly aerodynamic plate
Knife taped to a roomba
Night light
Toilet plunger
Heavy book
 
• 4 meat tenderizers taped on a broomstick like a war-hammer.
• Kitchen knived tie-wrapped on a children's foam sword
• Broken glass cups glued on shoes tie-wrapped on a table leg
• Smashed computer parts in an air-compressor pipe shooter
• Chair seat with glued dish plates acting as a shield
• Molten meat as a gas bomb to attract zombies to it and away from you
• Broken lightbulbs in a soda bottle, shook hard to explode and act as a small fragment grenade
• Fridge door to act as a shield
• Peanut butter shooter to blind the zombies and make them continuously lick with their tongues like dogs do to distract them
• Bread....well, you need to eat a little something to give you a bit of energy with the leftover peanut butter
 

Yal

🐧 *penguin noises*
GMC Elder
Living Room
  • TV
  • The Comfy Chair
  • Musical vinyls (thrown as frisbees)
  • Stuffed deer head
  • Decorative rifle (used as a bludgeon)
  • Embers
  • That thing you use to poke around in a fireplace
  • Beer / soda bottle grenades
  • Baguette swords
  • Kitchen sink
  • Turkey boxing gloves
  • Sausage link whip
  • Kitchen knives
  • Meataxe
  • Frying pan
  • Frying pan that's permanently on fire
  • Box of ice cubes (thrown)
  • Watermelon (used as a bowling ball, zombies makes bowling pin noises when hit)
  • Plates, thrown as frisbees

Bedroom/s
  • Pillow
  • Body pillow (about the size of a grown human, used as shield / large bludgeon)
  • Nightstand
  • Lamp
  • Fake teeth (thrown at zombies, attaches to bite them for damage over time)
  • Dil... er, vibrating massage rod
  • Medicine bottles (explodes when thrown)

  • Shampoo bottle used as a gun
  • Pieces of poop (thrown)
  • Toilet brush
  • Bath towels, rolled up and used as whips

Office/Reading den
  • Book
  • Binder
  • Paper airplanes
  • Stapler (used as a staple gun)
  • Pencils, used as throwing darts
  • Rolled-up Newspaper
  • Fountain Pen (used to launch ink into zombies' faces)
 

Emberex

Member
  • TV
  • The Comfy Chair
  • Musical vinyls (thrown as frisbees)
  • Stuffed deer head
  • Decorative rifle (used as a bludgeon)
  • Embers
  • That thing you use to poke around in a fireplace

  • Beer / soda bottle grenades
  • Baguette swords
  • Kitchen sink
  • Turkey boxing gloves
  • Sausage link whip
  • Kitchen knives
  • Meataxe
  • Frying pan
  • Frying pan that's permanently on fire
  • Box of ice cubes (thrown)
  • Watermelon (used as a bowling ball, zombies makes bowling pin noises when hit)
  • Plates, thrown as frisbees


  • Pillow
  • Body pillow (about the size of a grown human, used as shield / large bludgeon)
  • Nightstand
  • Lamp
  • Fake teeth (thrown at zombies, attaches to bite them for damage over time)
  • Dil... er, vibrating massage rod
  • Medicine bottles (explodes when thrown)


  • Shampoo bottle used as a gun
  • Pieces of poop (thrown)
  • Toilet brush
  • Bath towels, rolled up and used as whips


  • Book
  • Binder
  • Paper airplanes
  • Stapler (used as a staple gun)
  • Pencils, used as throwing darts
  • Rolled-up Newspaper
  • Fountain Pen (used to launch ink into zombies' faces)
Very detailed and creative. Nice!
 

Emberex

Member
• 4 meat tenderizers taped on a broomstick like a war-hammer.
• Kitchen knived tie-wrapped on a children's foam sword
• Broken glass cups glued on shoes tie-wrapped on a table leg
• Smashed computer parts in an air-compressor pipe shooter
• Chair seat with glued dish plates acting as a shield
• Molten meat as a gas bomb to attract zombies to it and away from you
• Broken lightbulbs in a soda bottle, shook hard to explode and act as a small fragment grenade
• Fridge door to act as a shield
• Peanut butter shooter to blind the zombies and make them continuously lick with their tongues like dogs do to distract them
• Bread....well, you need to eat a little something to give you a bit of energy with the leftover peanut butter
Creative but a little more than what I'm looking for
 

Rob

Member
The cat
The fan
My mug
My gf?? I can lift her!
Sleeping mask (it's effective if you go for the eyes!)
Toenail Clippings (scraping the barrel)
Hangar
 
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