I wish I could easily create beautiful and clear graphs and figures for all reports I have to write and presentations I have to give.
Wish granted!
Of course, the pure perfection of your presentations cause people to weep with joy at their simplicity and purity. People cannot take their eyes of the sheer beauty of the flowing lines and dancing figures that you have created so easily they miss the actual contents of your presentation to bask in the glory of your illustrations.
Surely, this must be the work of a deity, a supernatural talent. A dedicated devotion of biblical proportions quickly develops followed by mass worship of the content you produce.
@jo-thijs is quickly hailed as the new messiah, and citizens flock the world over to witness your bountiful graph making.
Unfortunately a rogue faction wishing to harness your talents kidnaps you in the middle of the night and imprisons you in their basement, forcing you to make more of your graphs and figures which they then sell on eBay for a tidy profit, and keep you in their employ for ever.
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I wish I could do all the things I know I *should* do (i.e., sleep early, eat less, exercise more, be more organised), but never seem to get around to doing.