Forum Game Corrupt-a-wish

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  1. andev

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    The objective of the game is to grant a wish, but with a condition the wisher didn't specify, ultimately undermining the purpose of the wish (rendering it pointless, or even worse than not wishing it in the first place).

    For example:
    "I wish I had a new car"
    "Granted, but it has no engine"

    Rules:
    - You have to grant EXACTLY what's specified, so work your corruption in around it.
    - You cannot request anything regarding wishes without corruption (obviously)

    So corrupt the wish above, and make your own. I'll start.
    I wish for a million dollars.
     
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    > I wish for a million dollars

    Granted but you also get a degree and also have a million dollars in student loans

    > I wish for a box
     
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  3. andev

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    At least I have a degree now though? Better be a damn good degree for a million dollars

    Granted but it got damaged in shipping so now it's soggy and has holes

    I wish for a phone that never runs out of battery
     
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    > I wish for a phone that never runs out of battery

    Granted but it causes cancer by how much energy is stored in out and how much it needs to output so it doesn't explode

    > I wish for a pig with wings
     
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  5. andev

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    granted but it's just a crappy ornament

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    I wish I had an awesome pet dog that never dies
     
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    > I wish I had an awesome pet dog that never dies

    Granted but internally it's decaying until one day it's a puddle of liquid bones and flesh inside the skin of a dog who is immortal and in constant pain.

    > I wish for a free trip to Legoland
     
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    Granted but the reason it's free is because you're responsible for 50 screaming children that refuse to cooperate

    I wish my house had a really nice view of the ocean
     
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    > I wish my house had a really nice view of the ocean

    Granted but you were part of an expedition crew in a submarine traveling to the depths of the ocean for scientific research. On the way down the sub ran out of primary fuel and crashed a couple hundred meters to the floor below. So now you're submarine home gives you a great view of the ocean, but you are slowly going insane and dying.

    > I wish for a lighter
     
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    > I wish for a lighter

    Granted, but it's out of lighter fluid.

    > I wish for a hard boiled egg.
     
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  10. Barvix

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    > I wish for a hard boiled egg

    Granted but the inside is filled with worms and mold

    > I wish for a set of speakers
     
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    I really like this plot twist!

    Granted but they're too quiet to hear.

    I wish I had a massive lava lamp
     
  12. Cloaked Games

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    Granted. But you're IN the lava lamp. And it's real lava.

    I wish I had a brain.
     
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  13. andev

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    Granted but that's all you have. No body.

    I wish I could fly
     
  14. Cloaked Games

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    > I wish I could fly.

    Granted, but you can't stop flying. You just go higher and higher and higher...

    > I wish that @andev was actually @Barvix.
     
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  15. Barvix

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    > I wish andev was actually Barvix

    Granted but now we have split personality disorder where I sometimes turn into andev and other people

    > I wish for a bar of solid gold
     
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  16. Cloaked Games

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    > I wish for a bar of solid gold

    Granted but it's inside your stomach.

    > I wish for a time machine
     
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  17. andev

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    Granted but you can only go forwards, and you have to physically sit the duration of time you're travelling in the box.

    I wish for unlimited food for free at any restaurant
     
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  18. jo-thijs

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    > I wish for unlimited food for free at any restaurant

    Granted! It's all food that has gone bad and the restaurants had to throw away though.
    You'll also have to search through trash to find your food.

    > I wish to know the solution to the P vs NP problem.
     
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    Granted but it's infinitely dissatisfying, and the way you discovered it was highly illegal so you couldn't tell anyone.

    I wish for an army of pigeons that protects me
     
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    > I wish for an army of pigeons that protects me

    Granted. You turned into a pigeon and are now the King of all Pigeons.

    > I wish I was a pro-gamer
     
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    > i wish i was a pro-gamer

    Granted, but you can only play flappy bird for the rest of your life

    > i wish for world peace
     
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    > i wish for world peace

    granted, but you are the only human left and the earth is torn from wars with lava coming out of cracks

    > i wish i culd wish without wishing.
     
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    I read this as "I wish I was pro-gamer" and questioned your choice of hobby as game developer.

    Granted, now every single thought crossing your mind is interpreted as a wish. I hope you never get worried about anything :eek:

    I wish I could speak/communicate any language
     
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    > I wish I could speak/communicate any language

    Granted, but you can no longer read, or understand when other people talk.

    > I wish I was a highly intelligent robot.
     
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    Granted but the scientists that made you get scared by your actions and turn you off forever.

    EDIT: Ninja'd
     
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    > I wish I could breathe underwater

    Granted, but you can no longer breathe on land.

    >I wish I could turn invisible
     
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    Uh oh, we have a ninja situation here... I'll fix it!

    Granted but you can never turn back.

    I wish I could breathe underwater
     
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    >I wish I could breathe underwater

    granted, but you live in the city sewer, dont want to imagine what ur gona breath there...

    > i wish they wuld end naruto alredy and make a rean ninja anime
     
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  29. andev

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    Granted but it only airs in japan and it's impossible to obtain outside

    I wish my desk never gets messy again
     
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    > I wish my desk never gets messy again

    wish granted, but you are so obsessed with empty spaces that you put clay figures everywhere.

    > i wish water wuld be the fuel for cars and not oil or other stuff.
     
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    Hahahahaha what..? :D

    Granted but we run into a clean water crisis / drought and don't have enough to drink

    I wish I could eat unhealthy food and it not have an impact on my health
     
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    > I wish I could eat unhealthy food and it not have an impact on my health

    granted, but you were so unhealthy before that they replaced your body with robot parts, so your like RoboCheetoSan, so u cant really appreciate the unhealthy food.

    > i wish i didnt need to go to wc
     
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    > I wish I didn’t need to go to wc
    Granted but over time you got fat and lazy

    > i wish there was a game maker studio 3 without the need for gml.
     
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  34. zendraw

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    that makes no sense,
    > i wish there was a game maker studio 3 without the need for gml.
    granted, but you suffer amnesia and realise you love to make origami instead.

    > i wish i had a wish
     
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    I really thought wishing for not having to go to the toilet would have been granted by ****ting your pants all the time.
    Anyway.

    > I wish I had a wish

    Granted! Your wish you wished for being that you had a wish!

    > I wish @andev would be the next to comment on this thread.
     
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    Granted but I don't make a wish so I might as well not have
     
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    I wish I had a BEAST AS A BODY

    Granted! YOur wish you wished for will not go through your whole life because you muscles fade into darkness

    I wish for a RIPPPPPED BODY
     
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  38. andev

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    granted but

    I wish for a really really bright flashlight
     
  39. jo-thijs

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    > I wish for a really really bright flashligt.

    Granted! It consumes so much power though that you need to put batteries in every couple of seconds.
    (could have gone with "you became blind from it though" as well)

    > I wish I could still log in to my account on the old yoyogames sandbox.
     
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    Granted but it’s now actually a real sandbox filled with real sand.

    I wish for a 3d food printer.
     
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    Granted but the food tastes awful

    I wish that apple would bring the headphone jack back
     
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    > I wish that apple would bring the headphone jack back
    Granted, but it was a different size from aux which only fit newer wired apple headphones.

    I wish for a microwave
     
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    I wish for a microwave
    granted, but its a micro wave of a fart of a person who ate rotten eggs.

    i wish for a cake, like those birthday cakes...
     
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    Granted but there's a toenail in it

    I wish for a pencil case that holds unlimited stationary
     
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    But that pencil case is actually a very small portal to the demon realm, created by a witch and if you put your hand in it, you will be grabbed by different demons and tortured for pleasure, and then given to vampires to feed on, while your soul will get used to create tools for witches.
     
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    Granted but the pencil case is infinitely large so you can't carry it.

    I wish for a mechanical pencil that never runs out of lead.
     
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    granted, but it is so hard it cant apply to anything, instead it ripps papers and brakes diamonds.

    i wish there were dinosaurs so i can hunt them.
     
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    Pretty sure that's still worth having lol

    Granted but they become the new apex predator and you become just as much hunted as they are

    I wish unicorns were real
     
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    lol, totaly!

    Granted, but the unicorns like to stab everything they see with their horn.

    I wish that I could build a AAA game with just a press of a button.
     
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    Granted but the AAA games it builds already exist

    I wish I could sleep and wake up whenever I wanted (without feeling tired or being unable to sleep)
     
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