Forum Game Blank Blank

roytheshort

The Village Idiot
Rules are simple, you post a sentence and the next person has to fill in the blanks. You then post your own incomplete sentence.

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Recently I met the Queen and gave her fifty ______.
 

RujiK

Member
Recently I met the Queen and gave her fifty Sapsuckers.

(These idiots make you write real small to fit on the line. Yellow-Bellied Sapsucker wouldn't fit.)


EDIT: Guis, check out my new game. It's revolutionary, it has ____________________
 

roytheshort

The Village Idiot
Somebody once told me that Smash Mouth All Star is 6 words away from being an acronym of the band that made the song.

If you eat an entire _______ at ______, your family will never speak to you again.
 

Lukasmah

Member
If you eat an entire Ovaltine fudge popsicle at the alcoholic support group meeting, your family will never speak to you again.

Buying a pair of _________ online is a bad idea.
 

Yokcos

Member
Never walk in on a pair of stilts so large that their height is measured in light years.

___________________ is falling from the sky?!
 
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Aura

Guest
Would you rather know a lot about less or a little about more?

I'm terribly __________ because of the way cats clean their __________
 

Kepons

Lost The Bet
I'm terribly dirty because of the way cats clean their owners.

One man's __________ is another man's _____________.
 

roytheshort

The Village Idiot
I really like it when girls talk about shock-absorbency … I’m going to run over my hand with this 6,000-pound car. That’s the power and protection of Impact Gel. Whether you’re a runner, a professional or a stay-at-home mom, you deserve the comfort of Impact Gel. Stop spending hundreds on inferior insoles. Remember, nothing absorbs a shock quite like Impact Gel. Call now and get a pair of our Impact Gel insoles for only $29.99. But that’s not all. We’ll also send you a pair of our Impact Gel inserts free. They’re perfect for dress shoes and casual wear. But I’m still not done. Call right now and we’ll double the offer. Just pay separate shipping and handling. That’s right, you’ll get two sets of insoles and two sets of inserts, a $90 value, all for $29.99.

How many roads does a ____ walk down before you can call _____ a ________?
 
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Miner7365

Guest
How many roads does a kid walk down before you can call him a jogger?

I'm running out of _____.
 

roytheshort

The Village Idiot
I'm running out of letters please send m.

I took this large __________ for fifty days and you won't believe _____________.
 

xygthop3

Member
I took this large woman on a date for fifty days and you won't believe me if I told you, she wasn't my mum.

There's a ___________ in my __________.
 
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Aura

Guest
There's a shot elephant in my pajamas.

Ground appeals no more than ______ because I don't ______ when the sun _______
 

Kepons

Lost The Bet
I once knew a good man, and someone unexpectedly told me that a chest in my basement was the home of the man and I met him twice in the chest and now you wanna blackmail me for that? Hah, Not that fast and not that bad, but you will be on that chair soon or soever and I will execute you with my bare hands...

_____________? I've seen plenty and every time it's been _____________.
 

roytheshort

The Village Idiot
Where on the moon do you find the corpse of the real Neil Armstrong because aliens tore him limb from limb and sent down a fake disguised as him and now I wear a tinfoil hat to hide their telepathic brainwaves.

Mom, dad, I'm _____________.
 

Lukasmah

Member
Mom, dad, I'm stuck on a desert island near the north coast of France.

France should ______________________, it worked so well for Argentina.
 
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SyntheticStorm9

Guest
When the food is tough, I wonder why I keep going.

Why are we even _______ ______ letting other people finish our _________.
 

Changgi

Member
Why are we even Roy theshort letting other people finish our Cantavanda

Trickster ______ _______ _______ _______.
 

Jabbers

Member
Cantavanda forgot to add a sentence for the next person so I'll do one.

I should have knocked on Cantavanda's door because when I burst in I saw _______ ________ ________ for the second time that day.
 

roytheshort

The Village Idiot
I should have knocked on Cantavanda's door because when I burst in I saw literally nothing for the second time that day.

Eggs can't go into ________________.
 
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SyntheticStorm9

Guest
How many tasks can fit in your schedule?

Why do ___ have ___ the___ end.
 

amusudan

Lousiest of Potatoes
Don't kick the donkey if you want to live.

______ goes well with ______ and a bit of _______.
 

Jabbers

Member
Tomato paste and a bit of cheese makes a basic pizza.

If only ______ hadn't _____ ______ ______, we'd never have to _______ again.
 
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