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Misu
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Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Switch is the best game that has ever been invented and its the worlds most top potential entries in all jams, overpassing Breathe of the Wild and Super Smash Bros Ultimate (and that hasnt been released yet). The world already knows this; its the pure life that revives our souls and takes away our adulthood and transforms it into childhood. Its the holy grail that has been locked away inside the Pandora box and buried in the lost city of Atlantis. This magical game was descended by the gods of Nintendo to rejuvenate our love for videogames!
And
There
Is
PROOF
Archaeologists have unraveled an old Hieroglyphic passage hidden in the tombs of Satoru Iwata's grave that reveals the true secrets of the game and why it has been considered the best game to forever live its title.
Markings shown that there was secret contents locked away inside the cartridge of the game, with additional stuff that never been mentioned, not even the creators who worked on the game knew. The passage mentioned the following:
That message is Animal-Crossinese for:
Another clue has been discovered. LOOK!
This whole time our most beloved character in the world (that's not Mario of course) has been kept hidden away in our most beloved game ever! The unlocking of such character would bring life and joy to the universe! Everyone would start flying and become immortals! If only we knew how to unlock such ways; its a mystery people remain questionable. This truly means that Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is the worlds most heavenly advance games on this planet with the world's most promising contents on this planet that no other game has had. And there is no other entry or hypocrite that can alter this bias opinion until there are actual evidence that this game sucks (which there is no evidence and I know because I am your prodigy).
We should all cherish this moment and pray for this game! Pray as if there is no tomorrow...
And
There
Is
PROOF
Archaeologists have unraveled an old Hieroglyphic passage hidden in the tombs of Satoru Iwata's grave that reveals the true secrets of the game and why it has been considered the best game to forever live its title.
Markings shown that there was secret contents locked away inside the cartridge of the game, with additional stuff that never been mentioned, not even the creators who worked on the game knew. The passage mentioned the following:
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That message is Animal-Crossinese for:
It goes to show that there is something secret about this and yet no one has ever attempted this so far.Press A,B,A,B,Up,Down,Left,Right 10 million times on Menu and then START
Another clue has been discovered. LOOK!
Take a reeeeeeeeal close look into the image... do you see it?
The mysterious character is none other than Shrek!
The mysterious character is none other than Shrek!
This whole time our most beloved character in the world (that's not Mario of course) has been kept hidden away in our most beloved game ever! The unlocking of such character would bring life and joy to the universe! Everyone would start flying and become immortals! If only we knew how to unlock such ways; its a mystery people remain questionable. This truly means that Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is the worlds most heavenly advance games on this planet with the world's most promising contents on this planet that no other game has had. And there is no other entry or hypocrite that can alter this bias opinion until there are actual evidence that this game sucks (which there is no evidence and I know because I am your prodigy).
We should all cherish this moment and pray for this game! Pray as if there is no tomorrow...