Turn 9 - The Deportgate Scandal
Players
roytheshort - 9/10 HP; 2 ATK; 0 DEF; 5 MOV
* Gavel of Justice - This item can be used once per turn. Select a non-player token on the same or an adjacent space. Over the next turn, all players will be allowed to vote on whether that token is guilty or innocent (a player can simply refuse to vote, which is different than an innocent vote). If the token gets more guilty votes than innocent ones, it is removed from the field at the end of that turn.
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Lukasmah - 10/10 HP; 4 [+2] ATK; 0 DEF; 5 MOV; 1 gold coin
* Sliceum Sabre - +2 ATK. This item is destroyed if it is ever dropped or used in combat.
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rougebare - 10/10 HP; 2 ATK; 0 DEF; 5 MOV; 1 gold coin [Air Bender - 1 Turn]
* Boa Destructor - As long as you hold this item, any Boa Constructor Body tokens on the space you occupy are removed from the field. This has no effect on Boa Constructor Head tokens.
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Mr Magnus - 10/10 HP; 2 ATK; 0 DEF; 5 MOV; 1 gold coin
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Kepons - 7/10 HP; 2 ATK; 0 DEF; 5 MOV; 1 gold coin
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Snake is Pink - 10/10 HP; 2 ATK; 0 DEF; 5 MOV
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New Effects
* Gavel of Justice - This item can be used once per turn. Select a non-player token on the same or an adjacent space. Over the next turn, all players will be allowed to vote on whether that token is guilty or innocent (a player can simply refuse to vote, which is different than an innocent vote). If the token gets more guilty votes than innocent ones, it is removed from the field at the end of that turn.
Items / Tokens
* Donald Trump (x5) (5 MOV)
* Bottle of Rum (upper right)
* Boa Constructor Head (x4) (3 MOV)
* Boa Constructor Body (x?) (?/3 HP)
* Wall (1/3 HP; 0 ATK; 0 MOV)
* Geoff Brown (5 MOV)
* Mr Insult (30/30 HP; 4 MOV)
* Super-Cool Guy (10/10 HP; 4 ATK; 4 MOV)
* Photographer (3 MOV)
Happenings
* rougebare made some Happy Faces very happy. +6 HP
* And lo, the Elemental Space said unto rougebare, thou art an Air Bender... for one turn!
* The shop gave roytheshort a Gavel of Justice.
* Lukasmah made Happy Faces happy. +6 HP
* Kepons made a Happy Face happy. +3 HP
* Kepons launched a bomb at the space to the left of Start. It will hit next turn, dealing damage to anyone on or near it. Players on Start are, of course, safe. The Bomb Lobber will be usable again in 4 turns.
* Donald Trump converted some Agony Spaces.
* Donald Trump did his double deport maneuver... twice on the same turn, and scared off a Grumpy Face.
* Mr Insult got deported twice. Whoever wished him into existence should have probably wished for a better AI.
* Mr Insult threw an insult at Donald Trump, but it didn't stick because he's on Start. He also threw an insult at the crosshair, but it didn't stick because that's not a token.
* Several Boa bodies disappear. Poor Geoff the lawyer can't catch a break, as he plunges into the ocean.
* Two Happy Faces became Grumpy Faces next to the airplane crash site on the right side of the map.
Announcements
* The Jazz Space has eight entrypoints and eight exit points. If you're on the Jazz Space, simply saying "Up" is ambiguous and insufficient. You need to specify "Up to the Boa body" or the like. If Jazz is in effect, either of the spaces that are in the appropriate direction count as continuing to move in that direction, so you may choose either in that case.
* I hope you all understand. If the game continues like this, the board is going to end up being a big ocean surrounded by Grumpy Faces, and nobody will ever have any clue where they're going when they move.
* Lukasmah made a wish despite not being at the Altar. His wish for token sprites has been granted.