Forum Game Corrupt-a-wish

andev

Member
The objective of the game is to grant a wish, but with a condition the wisher didn't specify, ultimately undermining the purpose of the wish (rendering it pointless, or even worse than not wishing it in the first place).

For example:
"I wish I had a new car"
"Granted, but it has no engine"

Rules:
- You have to grant EXACTLY what's specified, so work your corruption in around it.
- You cannot request anything regarding wishes without corruption (obviously)

So corrupt the wish above, and make your own. I'll start.
I wish for a million dollars.
 
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Deleted member 467

Guest
> I wish for a million dollars

Granted but you also get a degree and also have a million dollars in student loans

> I wish for a box
 
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Deleted member 467

Guest
> I wish for a phone that never runs out of battery

Granted but it causes cancer by how much energy is stored in out and how much it needs to output so it doesn't explode

> I wish for a pig with wings
 
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Deleted member 467

Guest
> I wish I had an awesome pet dog that never dies

Granted but internally it's decaying until one day it's a puddle of liquid bones and flesh inside the skin of a dog who is immortal and in constant pain.

> I wish for a free trip to Legoland
 
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Deleted member 467

Guest
> I wish my house had a really nice view of the ocean

Granted but you were part of an expedition crew in a submarine traveling to the depths of the ocean for scientific research. On the way down the sub ran out of primary fuel and crashed a couple hundred meters to the floor below. So now you're submarine home gives you a great view of the ocean, but you are slowly going insane and dying.

> I wish for a lighter
 
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Deleted member 467

Guest
> I wish for a hard boiled egg

Granted but the inside is filled with worms and mold

> I wish for a set of speakers
 
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Deleted member 467

Guest
> I wish andev was actually Barvix

Granted but now we have split personality disorder where I sometimes turn into andev and other people

> I wish for a bar of solid gold
 

jo-thijs

Member
> I wish for unlimited food for free at any restaurant

Granted! It's all food that has gone bad and the restaurants had to throw away though.
You'll also have to search through trash to find your food.

> I wish to know the solution to the P vs NP problem.
 

andev

Member
> I wish to know the solution to the P vs NP problem.
Granted but it's infinitely dissatisfying, and the way you discovered it was highly illegal so you couldn't tell anyone.

I wish for an army of pigeons that protects me
 
> I wish for an army of pigeons that protects me

Granted. You turned into a pigeon and are now the King of all Pigeons.

> I wish I was a pro-gamer
 
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Neon Gear Games

Guest
> i wish i was a pro-gamer

Granted, but you can only play flappy bird for the rest of your life

> i wish for world peace
 
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zendraw

Guest
> i wish for world peace

granted, but you are the only human left and the earth is torn from wars with lava coming out of cracks

> i wish i culd wish without wishing.
 
> I wish I could speak/communicate any language

Granted, but you can no longer read, or understand when other people talk.

> I wish I was a highly intelligent robot.
 
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Mahdarah

Guest
> I wish I could breathe underwater

Granted, but you can no longer breathe on land.

>I wish I could turn invisible
 
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zendraw

Guest
>I wish I could breathe underwater

granted, but you live in the city sewer, dont want to imagine what ur gona breath there...

> i wish they wuld end naruto alredy and make a rean ninja anime
 
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zendraw

Guest
> I wish my desk never gets messy again

wish granted, but you are so obsessed with empty spaces that you put clay figures everywhere.

> i wish water wuld be the fuel for cars and not oil or other stuff.
 

andev

Member
> I wish my desk never gets messy again
wish granted, but you are so obsessed with empty spaces that you put clay figures everywhere.
Hahahahaha what..? :D

> i wish water wuld be the fuel for cars and not oil or other stuff.
Granted but we run into a clean water crisis / drought and don't have enough to drink

I wish I could eat unhealthy food and it not have an impact on my health
 
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zendraw

Guest
> I wish I could eat unhealthy food and it not have an impact on my health

granted, but you were so unhealthy before that they replaced your body with robot parts, so your like RoboCheetoSan, so u cant really appreciate the unhealthy food.

> i wish i didnt need to go to wc
 
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Falconsoft-Industries

Guest
> I wish I didn’t need to go to wc
Granted but over time you got fat and lazy

> i wish there was a game maker studio 3 without the need for gml.
 
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zendraw

Guest
that makes no sense,
> i wish there was a game maker studio 3 without the need for gml.
granted, but you suffer amnesia and realise you love to make origami instead.

> i wish i had a wish
 

jo-thijs

Member
I really thought wishing for not having to go to the toilet would have been granted by 💩💩💩💩ting your pants all the time.
Anyway.

> I wish I had a wish

Granted! Your wish you wished for being that you had a wish!

> I wish @andev would be the next to comment on this thread.
 
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Spencer

Guest
I wish I had a BEAST AS A BODY

Granted! YOur wish you wished for will not go through your whole life because you muscles fade into darkness

I wish for a RIPPPPPED BODY
 

jo-thijs

Member
> I wish for a really really bright flashligt.

Granted! It consumes so much power though that you need to put batteries in every couple of seconds.
(could have gone with "you became blind from it though" as well)

> I wish I could still log in to my account on the old yoyogames sandbox.
 
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Falconsoft-Industries

Guest
Granted but it’s now actually a real sandbox filled with real sand.

I wish for a 3d food printer.
 

Bingdom

Googledom
> I wish that apple would bring the headphone jack back
Granted, but it was a different size from aux which only fit newer wired apple headphones.

I wish for a microwave
 
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zendraw

Guest
I wish for a microwave
granted, but its a micro wave of a fart of a person who ate rotten eggs.

i wish for a cake, like those birthday cakes...
 

Gamer (ex-Cantavanda)

〜Flower Prince〜
But that pencil case is actually a very small portal to the demon realm, created by a witch and if you put your hand in it, you will be grabbed by different demons and tortured for pleasure, and then given to vampires to feed on, while your soul will get used to create tools for witches.
 
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IngoLingo

Guest
Granted but there's a toenail in it

I wish for a pencil case that holds unlimited stationary
Granted but the pencil case is infinitely large so you can't carry it.

I wish for a mechanical pencil that never runs out of lead.
 
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zendraw

Guest
Granted but the pencil case is infinitely large so you can't carry it.

I wish for a mechanical pencil that never runs out of lead.
granted, but it is so hard it cant apply to anything, instead it ripps papers and brakes diamonds.

i wish there were dinosaurs so i can hunt them.
 
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IngoLingo

Guest
Pretty sure that's still worth having lol
lol, totaly!

Granted but they become the new apex predator and you become just as much hunted as they are

I wish unicorns were real
Granted, but the unicorns like to stab everything they see with their horn.

I wish that I could build a AAA game with just a press of a button.
 
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