The official putting an axe through a cheeseburger thread

[Gamer (ex-Cantavanda)]

I love putting an axe through a cheeseburger, in fact, I do it regularly.
Here is my opinion about putting an axe through a cheeseburger: It is very fun to do, it is very satisfying to do, in fact, I like it.

Here is a picture about putting an axe through a cheeseburger:

Nice! Fantastic! Amazing!


What are your favourite positions to cut an axe through a cheeseburger? My is doing it while squatting and drinking a bottle of Fiji water.
What are your favourite cheeseburgers to cut through? Mine is a big mac, just like the picture.
Do you eat the cheeseburger after cutting it? I do.
Do you cut it multiple times, or just once in half? Depends wtih me tbh.

Thank's for reading my thread, I can't wait to find out if there's any other cheese-axecutters on this online community.

 

[roytheshort]

Children in Africa could have eaten that axe.

 

[Gamer (ex-Cantavanda)]

guys i keep looking at the picture and now i want a big mac

 

[Misu]

Does the axe come in a combo?

 

[Shawn Basnett]

Does the axe come in a combo?

If so, is there a Kid"s meal? With like a small hatchet or something? Where can I get this for my children?

 

[SyntheticStorm9]

Why would you do...? be right back. WHY HAVE I NOT HEARD OF THIS BEFORE?!?!?!?!?!
I MANIACLY CHOPPED THE LITTLE BURGER INTO MILLIONS OF TINY LITTLE PEICES, EXPECTING SOMETHING LAME AND ...SPLUNCH... YAY!!!! MILLIONS OF PEICES OF ONION BREAD AND MEAT DOTTED THE COUNTER, AND I STILL ATE THEM!!

 

[JacobV]

 

[Gamer (ex-Cantavanda)]

Spoiler: sad

 

[Nocturne]

The official "Putting An Axe In A Pointless Topic" post: